I don’t proof read my tweets. Plant 🌱 Mom

Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined March 2010
I started an initiative to help school girls who can’t afford sanitary towels. I am asking for donations to assist in purchasing the sanitary towels #TsongaDriveSpace
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Replying to @gregorycgravett
Hi Gregory, please provide the exact location and your contact information?
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“ My husband is mortified “😂
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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Uphila iphupho lam 😩
I was folded like a pretzel Friday-Sunday by a man who’d kill all of you for me. I’m having a great week already. 🥺😍
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You measured him by his knowledge of an influncer
Met an IT guy today. The brother has no idea what MKBHD is😂 Is this guy even truly an IT guy😂
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The man who’ll end up with me is so lucky.
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I don't believe they exist. These are just rude people with bad manners. :) Or, people who aren't capable of maintaining any type of healthy relationship. For this reason, you can't take them seriously. So, once they act up (and they will) go talk to someone else and forget about them.
Nonchalant and avoidant men are bad for my nervous system.
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Voni🌷 retweeted
A constitution that that does not represent the interest of the people is unconstitutional
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Something romantic needs to happen to me very soon.
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My whole TL is ovulating
I want to sit on his kitchen counter top and he stands in between my legs for kiss while he cooks Sunday dinner 🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Airbnb hosts act like they are doing you a favour when you book
There’s an AirBnB vs Hotel chat on my TL, made me realise I’ve never even downloaded the AirBnB app, even if I’m opting for an apartment instead of a hotel, I’ll always rather use booking dot com instead.
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Waist not held Hips not touched Neck not kissed Life is brutal 😭😩🥺
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Liquidate this thing man ☹️💔😭
United trail at the interval.
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Voni🌷 retweeted
The retrograde is sweeping relationships only my lover and I are still standing.
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Hayibo Nkanyezi, your vagina doesn’t smell 🫢🫢 all vaginas have natural scent which has nothing to do with your PH I’m worried about your vagina 😭
There's no smell. If there is, check your PH my sister.
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I miss being in love. Such an important part of life that’s entirely not up to you
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Many men are fun to date, not to marry. When you marry someone, you see their everyday habits. Many men are domestically lazy/ untrained which to women makes them look childish. And once that mother-son dynamic shows up, sexual attraction fades. A common reason I’ve noticed.
There’s a TikTok video in which the comments are full of married women talking about how they hate sex so much with their husbands😭 all of them would never get married again in their next life
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Voni🌷 retweeted
Have multiple lovers like a proper grown lady.
What are we going to do with all this high libido Bafazi?
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In the most fuckable age of my life and the only thing I am fucking is tired.
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Couples are making moving around the shops difficult they are pushing trolley while trying to look at each other’s eyes while blocking the way
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People dont marry the people they are inlove with and enjoy having sex with for it feel like a punishment
There’s a TikTok video in which the comments are full of married women talking about how they hate sex so much with their husbands😭 all of them would never get married again in their next life
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