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Joined December 2007
🦋at vortex.au come say hello :)
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All known vulnerable PHP instances in HackerOne-operated infrastructure are now patched. Spot something we missed? With our patching window complete, findings are now in scope for our bounty program: bit.ly/4BkBe3z
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IS THE WEBSITE DOWN FOR ANYONE ELSE?
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Philomena: Some people have been writing PHP for over 20 years. Is that because it's particularly difficult to finish? Expert: No, software is constantly evolving. Philomena: So they've been writing the same website for 20 years? Expert: No, different projects. Philomena: Have they tried finishing one before starting another? Expert: That's not how software development works. Philomena: My mate Paul spent 20 years building a shed. Turned out he was just an alcoholic. Expert: Right. Philomena: Is PHP like that?
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Brotli CVE-2026-111497 goes well beyond Node.js. Quick search shows unpatched Brotli decoders in Java HTTP stacks, WOFF2 libs, CF workerd. TLS certificate compression (RFC 8879) is another attack surface worth investigating. Check statically linked Brotli copies.
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- “no-one would do that” - “but that’s illegal”
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I'm not convinced of 'vulnzero' in 18 months. A significantly better and more secure base? Absolutely. Zero vulns? Unlikely. There will always be many orgs that play down security because it's primarily a cost centre. Interesting to see how this all plays out though!
Replying to @RothRottweiler
vulnzero. the scaling laws will have driven cyber mythos-class capabilities into small, cheap models and all software dev everywhere will be using models for fractions of pennies on the dollar to stop shipping security bugs permanently.
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We’re about to learn that most code written over the last 20 years was complete slop and most software developers were never that good
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Re: the widely circulated blog claiming the PHP bugs aren't easily exploitable: @trailofbits has a working exploit that gets a shell on an unmodified MediaWiki installation. eliastaylor.com/noexploit/
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Why are these companies always "proud to announce" new versions, when they're usually containing significant security bugs? Is that really something to be proud of? 🤔🤔🤔
【速報】Webサイトを支える「Apache Tomcat」に重大な脆弱性 ・企業のWebサイトやオンラインサービス、業務システムなどで使われるサーバーソフト ・計8件の脆弱性が判明、最大深刻度9.1 ・他人のデータが見える恐れや、認証を回避される問題も
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Wiz: it was us Calif: it was us The agent who did 80% of the labor:
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we've built an entire industry on sand castles and it's about to rain
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Some stats on #php2shell. In the 10 hours before it was publicly announced, across the @Cloudflare network we saw thousands of attempts to exploit it. That jumped to tens of thousands in the 45 minutes post announcement, hundreds of thousands within 2 hours, and millions now.
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Fair, but most of PHPs poor rep comes from its weird behaviours, the fact it's used as a first/learning language for many and the language itself let devs produce insecure code. The engine has had its share of issues, things have improved but the rep isn't changing any time soon
Lot of #PHP snark going around right now from folks who've either never written software, or never done it in PHP (in the last 20 years). I've architected, designed and hand-coded copious amounts of software in Java/Spring/Hibernate, .Net/C# Entity Framework and PHP/Symfony/Doctrine, applying very similar patterns and better practices of completely stack-agnostic concepts such as: - Test-Driven Development (and given half-day and full-day hands-on live-coding workshops at conferences worldwide) - Onion/Hexagonal Architecture - Domain-Driven Design - Data Mapper ORMs Beyond workshops, I have spoken on these topics at conferences worldwide as well. I might argue that I am not completely devoid of clue when it comes to these stacks' capabilities. In fact, I have hired, coached and cross-trained engineers across these 3 stacks. And I can assure you PHP shines within these paradigms, with an extremely vibrant, mature and robust ecosystem of Application Frameworks, Security Frameworks and Tools, and Open-Source Software Components and Libraries. PHP is not WordPress. WordPress is not PHP. If you care about quality software, PHP is a great home for you. So is Java. So is C#. So are other languages. If you suck at software you'll suck in any stack. If you're good, each stack has strengths you can play to. NOW let's talk about security. This vulnerability, is the very first RCE to this level in PHP's history. It was reported back in August. AI did help. A lot. (Wiz claims one researcher did in a week what would previously have taken a team months) Previous PHP RCEs had limited attack surfaces: - 2024 - Windows CGI Only - 2019 - One specific nginx setup - 2012 - CGI only None of which applied to reasonably-better practice typical Linux + Nginx + php-fpm deployments. This right here was ... unique, I think even across any stack. The only language-runtime equivalent to it was probably Windows IIS Code Red. That's not to say other stacks didn't have framework-level vulnerabilities with devastating impacts, if memory needs refreshed: Ruby — Rails CVE-2013-0156: every Rails app, default config, pre-controller, botnet-exploited. The strongest analogue in any stack. Java — Struts 2 CVE-2017-5638 (Equifax). Log4Shell needed the app to log attacker input; Spring4Shell needed WAR-on-Tomcat + JDK 9+ + POJO binding. Node — React2Shell CVE-2025-55182 (Dec 2025, CVSS 10, CISA KEV): default create-next-app exploitable, but Express/Fastify/Nest untouched. .NET — MS10-070 padding oracle (2010) leaked web.config/machineKey on every ASP (dot NET) site; RCE was a derived second step. Kestrel/ASP.NET Core has never had an RCE. Look ... let's drop the snark. LLM-driven vulnerability research and breaching frameworks are about to humble the absolute heck out of all of us. They already have. If you think your stack is not at risk, think again.
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Just used LiteLLM to create my first PHP website. The AI even suggested getting a certificate from eMudhra for HTTPS to protect my login page. The future looks really bright 🥳
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seems like a great time to share this classic :))
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Anyone wanna take a guess at what’s going on here or has there now been enough indisputable proof that openai is monitoring the logs of high profile experts.
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Is EVERYONE aware of Cyber Security now? Has October, being Cyber Security Awareness Month, done it's job? What else needs to be hacked to get the awareness message across? 😂
We can call it Black October for the security breaches: Oct 21: • PHP2Shell • Railway • Node.js • LiteLLM • GitLab • SBI • eMudhra Oct 20: • Plex2Shell • SiteGuard • Siemens Oct 19: • OVHcloud CLI Oct 17: • Opencode
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I mean this looks impressive, but make it do the dishes, clean the floors and wash the clothes - then we really have something!
China's Unitree just dropped H2-X Kung Fu Legend Guardian. Dents car doors. 4 meter drops. Spinning kicks + flips. Even lifts front of a car. We are cooked 💀
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