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Howdy I’m V/Vanity ☾ ✨ InfoSec/GRC, former vCISO, CISSP, cats, makeup/nails & NFC chips 🔥 Opinions are my own. She/Her/Your Grace 🏳️‍🌈♥️ @DC214DFW

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mood...
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Me doing my work mandated compliance training
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Irresponsibility + credit limit being ^ +++ bad decisions
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she won so bad i'm crying😭
Woman with rare medical condition unable to hear men's voices trib.al/j8igTAU
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Billboard of the Day...
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bf is more agreeable than me and it’s so interesting to watch this in action. twice now while flying i’ve had interactions like this: airline agent: it appears you’re pregnant me: that is correct agent: how many weeks? me: 24 agent: you need documentation if you’re more than 28 weeks me: i am aware, but im 24 weeks agent: do you have a note from your doctor showing that you’re only 24 weeks? me: no, because the policy is that i don’t need a note unless im 28 weeks agent: you don’t have a doctor’s note? me: no. are you saying i needed to get documentation to prove that i don’t need documentation? at this point bf (cheerful, unbothered) begins to offer up dated ultrasounds, while i am mentally 2 steps away from becoming the joker
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Misogyny is rooted in jealousy
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that made me remember how in school i was pretty close to the girls in my class, and on each other’s birthdays we would decorate the lockers, buy a cake and etc etc The boys were mad that we didn’t do the same for their birthdays. but they didn’t do anything either??
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Why doesn't her 60 year old husband take care of the baby
Walked in to @PressSec typing with one hand, and feeding her son with the other 💙 Super Mom!
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may this type of love FIND ME
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she ruined beauty youtube after this watching it in real time was crazy
6 years ago today, Tati Westbrook uploaded ‘BYE SISTER.’
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“Maybe your kid gets just 2 dolls instead of 30”.
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