🧘🏽‍♀️ This is a dictatorship

Joined September 2020
Football is so interesting and reactionary, just a couple months ago there was that signature shit to get him gone😭
REAL MADRID CF 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍
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Girl if you don’t release that bird 😂😂😂😂😂
God is heavily with me. Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road. When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it. For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments. ~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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You guys please now😂 Cats, birds, even geckos
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Must be hard being a bird in this country
God is heavily with me. Driving along Calabar by pass road. This bird sighted us, flew to the road, landed in the middle of the road. When our vehicle approached, the power of God arrested this bird and it could not leave that spot again. I came down spoke few tongues and lifted it. For those who do not know this bird, this is the bird that cries at midnight and is commonly used by the forces of darkness for different assignments. ~Pst Edidiong Sylvester
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It’s time to incorporate certain Nigerianisms into Nigerian English. All English speaking countries have their versions of the language that may sound off to people from other countries lol.
I just learnt today that “I slept off” is Nigerian English and it isn’t grammatically correct. No way man 😭
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How do you even handle this as a parent? How will you tell your little boy he can’t go there anymore? I’d feel so defeated
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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The U.S. is one strange place. For the cops to even respond to this call in the first place, what did the parent who made the initial call say to the dispatcher? “Hi, a little Black boy is beating my kid’s ass on the soccer field. Could you send an officer out here, please?” ?
They called the police this lil black boy cause he was beatinn all the YT kids‼️🤷🏾‍♂️ 😂😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️
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This is exactly what yt people tell themselves 😂
Replying to @Manuelix9
We more expats than migrants thats the difference
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Literally the second he leaves their sight😭
Manchester United fans turn on players once Carrick down tunnel. 👏
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If this story had been told without a video, people would have called it a lie. Why does a three year-old have to go through this?
What is wrong with the pale nation??? Call the police on a 3 yr old because he's too good for their kids???? 😳
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so refreshing that this cast doesn’t play into that weird thing yall do with interracial couples
y’all actually need to stop projecting y’all’s wigga fantasies onto her like 😕
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“So much” like what?
I think it’s important to have a few male friends as a woman. You learn so much lol.
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They’re giving Trent “here nxgga damn” minutes in el Classico 🙂‍↔️ Literally less than two minutes
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Brighton had only 1 short on target all game. Are you people watching back of TV ?
brighton outplayed us wtf. what a terrible performance from our players.
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It can never be well with these people
Breaking News: APC splashes Tens Of Millions of Naira as they Use Synchronized Flying Drones to light up the sky and Campaign for Nigerians to Vote For Current Deputy Governor Dr Obafemi Hamzat to Be Governor, Meanwhile the entire area where this is been done doesn’t have light
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😦??????
Donald Trump says Nicki Minaj has a “beautiful a**” during rally in Port Huron, Michigan: “That’s hard to miss. Stand up”
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Mbappe is so funny 🤣
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icl if they’re going to go as far as inviting him to the club then they might as well cover the surgery cost
🚨Excl: Arsenal welcomed four-year-old Zach and his family to the club yesterday, giving him the opportunity to meet his heroes and create special memories. Zach is battling stage four neuroblastoma and urgently needs to raise £339,000 by early November to travel to Rome for life-saving treatment. Please support Zach and his family in this fight. Every donation, share and act of kindness can make a difference. 🙏❤️ Donate and follow his journey: @helpsavezach (Instagram) #afc
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Raphinha!!!!
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