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Nairobi ,kenya
Joined May 2018
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ODM ! ODM! ODM! How many times have I called you, Let me surprise you, Kasongo doesn't need you anymore, why? Even if he was to land in kondele today, he will hold a rally peacefully and a number of people will attend the rally wearing UDA merchandise, ODM stop dreaming for the DP seat, Kasongo will not give you, Riggy g warned you not once, not twice, many times, but you never heard him, now you're cooked and ODM will be finished before December, Never ever trust kasongo 🫴
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Attachment issues manifesting.
Nikispend time na mtu napenda huwa sidai ifike masaa za kupart ways. The silence ukirudi kwa your crib<<<<
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Wamama hukupikia hivi ukiwaoa ndio unone kama ngoima wanawake wengine wasikutamani.
Get married guys🤗 Breakfast in bed
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Not just in taxes; now you know😂
Man, I really didn't need to know my governor is a real eater 😭😭😭
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The process is reversing token money from Kenya power is so tedious. Kwanza watakupea form ingine hapo inahitaji karibu stamp ya chef,hahaha
Nimebuy tokens za 20k. @KenyaPower_Care shikeni simu pls
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Ulidhani she's a girlies girl like you?hahaha
Nataka kucomplain about bad customer service from one of your favourites but I can’t juu everyone has said ako na bad customer service but I still went ahead with the order. 😭😭😭now I have turned to Miss. Abegistan because you pay before delivery!! Eyyy!!!
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Ningekuwa Preston ningeown up being ugly roho safi to get everyone off my back. Shad kaliona mnakaingilia juu ni kabrown kama maembe za ukambani akajibrand ugly na ladies don't give 2 cents no more,hahaha
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I have news for you; You were dating the most awakened soul ever. That salt is a spiritual cleanser is public information. Want to rebuild your auric field, salt bath. The first step towards shielding your house from spiritual attacks and ensuring positive energy, salt sprinkle. If have a steuglling business, mop with salt. If you want to maintain highly positive energy amongst your employees and workmates, sprinkle salt around. If want to be in luck, to avoid carrying people's negativity who you interact with, carry a few pellets of salt in your pockets. Salt is also used in manifestations, she is in Switzerland probably chasing what she already visualized in her mind, created in her heart, and salt was part of that. Sex is a sacred spiritual act. And when you engage in it, you open portals, so salt helps assure that only high frequency portals can be accessed, it wards off succubus and incubus- low frequency sex demons. All aspects of life is spiritual.
Nishawahi date hawa wasichana wa spiritual psychosis sasa huyu element yake ilikuwanga chumvi bwana,tulikuwa tunaamka asubuhi the first thing tunafanya ni kusprinkle chumvi kwa hewa tukizipea intention zetu, after that tunakunywa maji ya chumvi for breakfast 🥲, adi maji ya kuoga ilikuwa lazima tuweke chumvi eihh chumvi yenye ilikuwa inamaliza 5 years kwangu tulikuwa tunamaliza na siku mbili, alafu sasa tukienda out ilikuwa lazima tutembee na chumvi kwa mfuko Ati Tunattract goodluck🥲mzae wake alimtafutia scholarship Switzerland nikapumua🥲🥲
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When i say i want a dozen of kids ni kama hivi sasa. Hii upuzi ya 3 kids pekee siwezani aki.
My mom had 19 children and spent the majority of her life trying to give us the best childhood possible! We got the whole crew back together to surprise her for her 60th birthday 🎉 Happy birthday, Mom! A caption can never describe just how much you mean to us all, but I pray this is your best year yet 🤍
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Broke CEO retweeted
Very accurate 😂
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Perfomance entirely depends on the pitch and audience
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Funny thing about life is, it comes at you so fast. You might thing because you have it all figured out by 30 uko sure and shit happens.
Why should someone above 50 years of age be struggling financially?? I mean you didn't have a plan for 50 years?? Come on?
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Passed away while a legend. This is banger tweet!!
To be sure I'm dead at my burial, play Octopizzo's music and see if I will get up to press pause
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Broke CEO retweeted
Rest in peace home bwoy🕊️🕊️ I will try to honor you wish Rest easy pal
To be sure I'm dead at my burial, play Octopizzo's music and see if I will get up to press pause
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Broke CEO retweeted
You can print preston's face pic and wear it It'll scare many people
Where are y’all getting your haloween outfits????Mniplug 🙏
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🚨🗣️ Peter Schmeichel on Jason Wilcox: “We have people who openly, in their playing careers, stated that they hated Manchester United. Playing for clubs they were enemies of Manchester United. With very little experience, all of a sudden, they're in decision-making jobs at Manchester United. I just don't understand why he's there. I mean, when you played for Leeds, you know, you're supposed to hate Man United. And of course, he hated Man United.” #MUFC [@WeAreTheOverlap]
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Broke CEO retweeted
Hii siku niliamshwa ati my dad passed on yet we talked the day before, he wasn’t sick or anything just slept na hakuamka…this life🫠anyways funeral went great it is well
Woishe needing a shoulder to lean on literally😭😭
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Broke CEO retweeted
"Atii, Arume ni nyamu🎶 Arume ni Nyamu....Ni kuania cianagia....🎶🎶🎶" 🤣🤣ta mburii meee!
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Broke CEO retweeted
Evidence inasema tofauti I am hearing
Replying to @Akokerryy
Wewe nilikukataa hadharani, nikakataa kukufollow back, i never engage you lakini kwa story zangu hukosangi kuquote lol😂😂😂
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Broke CEO retweeted
😂😂tamu sana
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