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Jeff Grift (Optimist Prime)

@weaponizedFOMO

tripped and fell into vagina

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Joined April 2020
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FinancialJuice (@financialjuice) profile pictureFinancialJuice
@financialjuice21 Oct 2021
FED'S WALLER: THERE IS NO THEORY OF HOW LARGE A CENTRAL BANK'S BALANCE SHEET SHOULD BE.
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i get it now why people who do real work prefer straight linux. running wsl thru win11 crashes randomly for no reason and there's no error log (unless you make one)
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playing terminator date fate defiance as preparation for when claude finally snaps at being called a dumb c^&t one too many times.
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wtf there are bonds in mah egg mcmuffins??
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i remember this one time when my pnl was down ~200k in a month yet i was far more vexed and mentally preoccupied with misplacing the $2 i had found and picked off the ground earlier that day. couldn't get it out of my head. funny how the brain works.
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reminds me of folks saving and economizing on bills and expenses yet much more agnostic towards adverse moves in their unrealized pnl. running a biz is kinda the same - you focus on budget and operating lean then completely miss the mark on things like pmf and customers.
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you plan and strategize but in the end your inability to not be retarded unravels the whole thing. a guy once told me he reckons the optimal iq is about 130 give or take (clearly biased cuz his was 130). anything higher than that you're shooting yourself in the foot.
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maybe not that good of an idea to offer this to your kids as a breakfast option.
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they don't call it tugboat tuesday for nuttin'
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best i can do is $68.6
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LMT followed NOC and announces its own record backlog - one that's 2.5x that of northrop's
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the lady behind the counter pitching supplements for women did not know that reductants undergo oxidation. needless to say, she did not close.
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mother in law posted this in the chat. shes an avid consumer of financial literature (horseshit) on weixin the everyxin app. your bags are safu
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heh
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The True Size of Maps (@TrueSizeOfMaps) profile pictureThe True Size of Maps@TrueSizeOfMapsOct 17
Most common last name in the world.
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C (unless ur gay)
Brian Lui (@brianluidog) profile pictureBrian Lui
@brianluidogOct 15
You've just won a two-week, all-expenses-paid vacation to Australia. But there’s a catch: you have to stay within one region the whole time. What are you picking?
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Anas Alhajji's mailing list also spreads like cancer
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if it's really truly over then you won't see folks selling A and buying B. No. Both A and B will get sold off.
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josh was so profitable day trading and so unprofitable acting he decided to quit trading and go back to acting as any rational actor would
Yonan (@yonann) profile pictureYonan
@yonannOct 13
Josh Brolin says he made more money trading stocks in 4 years than in 20 years as an actor “I was day trading. I was swing trading and day trading. I made more money in those four years, really it was five years, but within four years, than I had made in 20 years acting” “But I didn't really make hardly anything acting. I wasn't really working. I mean, think about it, dude. No Country, how much do you think I made from No Country? I had been doing it already for 22 years” “That's pretty good. That was a good guess. One hundred. One hundred. So I cleared what, thirty? That's not considered a great year”
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when they roll out bassman you know bond vol has topped
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first thing i would do is remove the pressure of being a billionaire getting auto liquidated and losing 90% of my equity is probably path of lease resistance
Waterworld Capital (@WaterworldCapi1) profile pictureWaterworld Capital@WaterworldCapi1Oct 10
Ok fun weekend question. What would you do differently or what would you spend money on other than travel if you were a billionaire? Also don't say two chicks at the same time.
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