Hot takes, humor, and winning plays all in one. Sportsbook trader who sees the holes in the game.
Joined November 2023
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@Kalshi when will the “Will Jaxson Dart visit the blue medical tent?” market be put up?
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Kyle Shanahan after a 13 hours flight, a full bar of Xanax, and still dealing with brain damage from the crash calling Spider 2 Y Banana on 4th and 4 with 2 minutes left from his own 35 in a tie game tonight
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3 more days until the timeline is lit up with how great Jordan Loves EPA/Play was after a 2 INT losing effort
The puesdo quants on this platform will ignore this and then jerk off to Jordan Love epa/play & imaginary points stats.
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If he’s healthy his whole career we are comparing Bron’s legacy to the likes of Dwade and KG - not MJ.
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@UnderdogPicks voiding eSports plays because they are slightly below market is fucking ridiculous. You are a multi billion $ corporation, start acting like one. For reference the player taken was up only @PrizePicks and was 31.0 there
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Been fucking around with my new model. We have purchased 500 Nvidia GPUs, and have a team of 88 Asian Quants. @deepseek_ai I make you look small. Should I start a @winible ? @blezbets you’re giving the Jews a bad wrap on the platform and I think I need to step up for them
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Almost like I sniffed this one from a mile away. $Draft was a massive scam, ecstatic to see them fail. #GradeAHater
If you put American dollars on Penn State tonight you forgot to ask yourself the million dollar question. In what world is James Franklin coaching in a National Championship Game?
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Glad to say I took @draftdotfun down. $Draft. They just scammed every single one of their customers. Website is now pulled.
$Draft @draftdotfun cry me a river 😢. This dog shit coin will go to $0. Founders are a bunch of scammers who are looking to rug. Cannot be surprised your company is doing horrid when you scam customers. Down 40%+ since I’ve exposed them.
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$Draft @draftdotfun fuck you and your scum project. Have fun when it goes to zero. Legitimately might make a competitor and do it the right way out of spite.
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