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For the love of the game.

Truth or Consequences, NM
Joined May 2026
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Carl Winslow got a house in the burbs so he could get away from the bullshit. Not only is he workin his ass off policing the city. But he cant even relax at home. He got this pervert in tight ass pants coming 2 his crib trying to fuck his daughter. I wouldve popped Urkel pause.
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teapawt.org/AirBuddDwyer/status/21… I ain't even see this when I posted this yesterday. This what Im talking about.
Urkel - Bump N' Grind (R. Kelly cover)
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Mr. Krabs - Let Me Ride (Dr. Dre cover)
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I got love for you OG, but I ain't trying to see all this. It dont come on Hulu till tomorrow so you givin too much info. But congrats big homie
Final question on tonight’s JEOPARDY ‘Life Achievement Unlocked’
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My ex b1tch always popping up when I got female company. Driving by the crib at all hours blasting her fav album (Now That's What I Call Music! Vol 7). Said she gon haunt me when she die. For three months I been havin Stalk Home Syndrome.
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Playing monopoly with my friends and calling the cheap brown properties Martin Luther King Jr Blvd and Memphis.
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Sleazy retweeted
I’ve been red pilled, black pilled, white pilled, clear pilled. All the pills. I don’t even know which one this is, but it’s one of the strongest ones I’ve had in a long long time. The desperation in his voice. You can see the sight of his kids in his eyes when he says he’s supposed to be home with them. You can see the math he’s doing in his head as he calculates how much money he has left, and how much he needs for his mortgage, and when it’s due. What the hell is the American dream anymore? Is this what it’s about? Is there anyone who would say this guy isn’t working his ass off? For what? So that 25% of his income can go to a government that wastes it on a bunch of shit he didn’t vote for? Subsidizing the food he stocks grocery stores with for people who don’t work a 1,000th of how hard he works to buy groceries with EBT cards that he pays for, which then drives up the cost of groceries for him and his family that he pays for out of his paycheck because he’s doing it the right way. This entire system is shit. It’s shit. There is no nicer way to put it. It is dog. shit. This guy should be working a 9-5 at a job that gives him dignity so that he can be at home with his kids at a decent time. Instead he’s some jerk off’s content. His stressed out, end of his rope reaction is some asshole’s income. This is bleak stuff. Absolutely bleak.
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Shit, I used to touch on my uncles when I was a little kid. Sleazy built different.
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Doctor: Sleazy, your bloodwork came back. It's the best we've ever seen for a man your age. What's your secret? -Thank u, Dr. Mbakwe. Lot of Popeyes chicken & Four Loko. Plus a pack of Newports a day. Doctor: You're doing great! Dont change a thing. Keep it up. -Will do, Doc.
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A man’s loneliness is a cathedral, and last night I gave a tour to a Jehovah’s Witness who stayed forty minutes because I stood between him and the door with an aggressor's erection.
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Meeting a niceish young lady with only a few tattoos she regrets and referring to her as "my fixer upper." My parents think I think I can fix her but we're really into coke and she goes crazy when I do the Tim Allen grunt in her pussy.
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Hitting “No Tip” at the Mexican restaurant and telling the waitress, “Remember the Alamo,” before she reminds me I’m at an Olive Garden.
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Had a dream it was my first day in a max security pen. I sit down & a fruity n1gga say the table reserved. 'By who?' Out of nowhere Lin Manuel Miranda slide ass first down the railing, sashays up to me & does a violent interpretive dance in my face. I awake in a cold sweat cryin.
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Thats true. I dont like those thought experiments tho bc I have a hard time imagining a alternate reality where Im a bitch n1gga. Aint no way that could happen.
Replying to @wiggakingIV
What about Schrödinger’s Cat? There’s a parallel universe where you didn’t shoot him.
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"Oh, Lord, I'm a star down in St. Barts (Okay) The fat Tommy Lee, I made out with like eight broads (Okay)"
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The weed got me philophosizing.
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Throwing up the Wakanda Forever salute to a group of black teens outside the gas station so they know I’m one of the good white people right before getting a cup of Lean smashed into my cracker ass face.
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*Standing at gunpoint with my hands in the air* You say I shot your cousin. I prolly did. But have you considered the possibility that he deserved it??
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In 9th grade I got suspended for convincing a kid with Down syndrome to walk up to the elderly White Home Ec teacher and call her a bitch nigga.
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