Carl Winslow got a house in the burbs so he could get away from the bullshit. Not only is he workin his ass off policing the city. But he cant even relax at home. He got this pervert in tight ass pants coming 2 his crib trying to fuck his daughter. I wouldve popped Urkel pause.
teapawt.org/AirBuddDwyer/status/21… I ain't even see this when I posted this yesterday. This what Im talking about.
I got love for you OG, but I ain't trying to see all this. It dont come on Hulu till tomorrow so you givin too much info. But congrats big homie
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Playing monopoly with my friends and calling the cheap brown properties Martin Luther King Jr Blvd and Memphis.
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I’ve been red pilled, black pilled, white pilled, clear pilled. All the pills.
I don’t even know which one this is, but it’s one of the strongest ones I’ve had in a long long time. The desperation in his voice. You can see the sight of his kids in his eyes when he says he’s supposed to be home with them. You can see the math he’s doing in his head as he calculates how much money he has left, and how much he needs for his mortgage, and when it’s due.
What the hell is the American dream anymore? Is this what it’s about? Is there anyone who would say this guy isn’t working his ass off? For what? So that 25% of his income can go to a government that wastes it on a bunch of shit he didn’t vote for? Subsidizing the food he stocks grocery stores with for people who don’t work a 1,000th of how hard he works to buy groceries with EBT cards that he pays for, which then drives up the cost of groceries for him and his family that he pays for out of his paycheck because he’s doing it the right way.
This entire system is shit. It’s shit. There is no nicer way to put it. It is dog. shit.
This guy should be working a 9-5 at a job that gives him dignity so that he can be at home with his kids at a decent time. Instead he’s some jerk off’s content. His stressed out, end of his rope reaction is some asshole’s income.
This is bleak stuff. Absolutely bleak.
Doctor: Sleazy, your bloodwork came back. It's the best we've ever seen for a man your age. What's your secret?
-Thank u, Dr. Mbakwe. Lot of Popeyes chicken & Four Loko. Plus a pack of Newports a day.
Doctor: You're doing great! Dont change a thing. Keep it up.
-Will do, Doc.
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A man’s loneliness is a cathedral, and last night I gave a tour to a Jehovah’s Witness who stayed forty minutes because I stood between him and the door with an aggressor's erection.
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Meeting a niceish young lady with only a few tattoos she regrets and referring to her as "my fixer upper." My parents think I think I can fix her but we're really into coke and she goes crazy when I do the Tim Allen grunt in her pussy.
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Hitting “No Tip” at the Mexican restaurant and telling the waitress, “Remember the Alamo,” before she reminds me I’m at an Olive Garden.
Thats true. I dont like those thought experiments tho bc I have a hard time imagining a alternate reality where Im a bitch n1gga. Aint no way that could happen.
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What about Schrödinger’s Cat? There’s a parallel universe where you didn’t shoot him.
"Oh, Lord, I'm a star down in St. Barts (Okay)
The fat Tommy Lee, I made out with like eight broads (Okay)"
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Throwing up the Wakanda Forever salute to a group of black teens outside the gas station so they know I’m one of the good white people right before getting a cup of Lean smashed into my cracker ass face.
*Standing at gunpoint with my hands in the air*
You say I shot your cousin. I prolly did. But have you considered the possibility that he deserved it??














