Psycho/freak
Joined February 2026
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This happened to me except it was cum on my sheets that my mom found while I was at school. It was my cum tho I did that shit.
When I was around fourteen my dad confronted me over a charge on the cable bill for some pay per view porno movie to which he naturally assumed I purchased. I don’t know if it was a glitch or something but I really did not order it. This thing is though I knew this was the case, as I tried to explain myself to my obviously dubious father even I kind of didn’t believe what I was saying, it felt like lying about the truth somehow
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When I was around fourteen my dad confronted me over a charge on the cable bill for some pay per view porno movie to which he naturally assumed I purchased. I don’t know if it was a glitch or something but I really did not order it. This thing is though I knew this was the case, as I tried to explain myself to my obviously dubious father even I kind of didn’t believe what I was saying, it felt like lying about the truth somehow
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The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
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Taken into custody by the Navy Seals because a third fish showed up within 500 feet of the pair I was following on my dive
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Calling upon every molecule of test in my body I manage to hand J'quamelius a bar of soap and ask if he kisses my wife with that mouth after catching him swearing at 2K
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“All trans media is good trans media”
Ya’ll say shit like this but then when Netflix puts out a Jeffrey Dahmer show and labels it “LGBTQ” ya’ll freak the fuck out because you can’t stand to have one of your own in a negative light
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Throwing up the Wakanda Forever salute to a group of black teens outside the gas station so they know I’m one of the good white people right before getting a cup of Lean smashed into my cracker ass face.
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Back when people used to say “How it feels to chew 5 gum,” this is what I imagined it felt like
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“WHAT DAT IS JEQUAIRIUS”
“Plane injin :DDD”
“YOU GON CHANGE THE DAM WORLD JEQUAIRIUS, YOU A JENUS”
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Getting a handjob from a broad who welds in her free time and her calloused hands keep making my body jolt in a manner like I'm taking tick damage in an MMO game
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Coincidence? Planned? A magician never reveals his secrets. Unless he practices black magic, then you're gonna hear "nigga this a robbery" and your wallet gets pulled out of a hat.
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Yelling “I can’t believe gay guys are into this shit huh!” to the doctor giving me my prostate exam trying to distract from the furious torrent of cum shooting out of my body
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1960s New Wave sci-fi novel written in total prose minimalism. Following a young man in a post-now wasteland who maintains a deeply unsettling, ritualistic worship of a massive stone monument from the ancient world, only for the final sentence to reveal it is Interstate 35.
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Whispering "It's Nerf or Nothing" while I check a patient's prostate with a foam football