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Joined December 2021
Pretending not to know what people mean has gone too far.
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MARTIN LEWIS SUGGESTS YOU PISS IN THE BATH TO HELP KEEP THE WATER WARM THIS WINTER - JOHN HEALEY APPLAUDS IN A BATH OF PISS - BURNHAM PLEDGES A FREE PISS PASS FOR THE ELDERLY - ED DAVEY ASKS IF THERE WILL BE A WARM PISS DISCOUNT FOR CARERS.
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I am sure if we all Hope hard enough, we can achieve a 100 per cent marginal income tax rate by the end of this parliament. Perhaps also a capital gains tax relief for which no man of woman born may qualify.
Replying to @wool1111
The last Chancellor named Healey managed 98%. This one's only just getting started.
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"No Anakin, your generation is entitled to absolutely nothing. I want my kids and grandkids to pull themselves up by their bootstraps which is why I'm donating all my republic credits to Tusken charities when I die."
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who is john galt
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Who is this nigga Mikka?
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Apparently Bibendum shut last year? Something like the death of an acquaintance from school.
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Koestler's mitteleuropan frustration with the Japanese really is hilarious
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(Japanese frens, I do not necessarily endorse the famous sexpest's views)
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worth it just for this
"Uhhh, so yeah. That happened." as a poem
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Having finally come to poasting a cat pome, I acknowledge it is now time to stop.
guy that can't stop poasting stevie smith pomes
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guy that can't stop poasting stevie smith pomes
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"Anakin, I hear you can make $75k/year being a manager at Panda Express. Decent benefits."
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do please read this
"SIR — Will you join me this Halloween in viewing ‘Image of the Fendahl’? The tipping point between early Fourth Doctor gothic magnificence and later Fourth Doctor cash-strapped silliness" @fin_lay24 & @Summers2theB go tentacle to tentacle👇 thelionandunicorn.com/2026/1…
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one more
Stevie Smith agane:
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Stevie Smith agane:
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more New Frontiers In Mad Marginal Tax Rates
Let’s welcome into the world the UK’s new 53% tax rate, for pensioners earning between £12,570 and £13,037:
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that the boomers at Rolling Stone imagine anyone cares
🚨 Rolling Stone just dropped their Top 10 Greatest Rap Albums of All Time 1. The Notorious B.I.G. – Ready to Die 2. OutKast – Stankonia 3. JAY-Z – The Blueprint 4. Public Enemy – It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back 5. Kendrick Lamar – To Pimp a Butterfly 6. Kanye West – My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy 7. Missy Elliott – Miss E... So Addictive 8. Wu-Tang Clan – Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers) 9. A Tribe Called Quest – The Low End Theory 10. Lauryn Hill – The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill what surprised you the most about this top 10?
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Very well done to His Majesty's Government for achieving a 66 per cent marginal rate of tax on certain income.
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Impeccable timing
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I was completely brainwashed by the Wind in the Willows to think weasels were evil and thought that for years, but then I met one waiting for a tram in Edinburgh and look how cute they are! Love them now
In Old English, a weasel was called a “weosole.” If this word had survived to today, it’d be “weasel.”
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I would have thought this was excessively cynical and permissive about rent extraction by elected officials two decades ago, now I am not so sure
The most catastrophic British political event of my lifetime was the Expenses Scandal of 2009, which ensured at a stroke that the Conservative Party (which had displayed some interest in serious reform of the State prior to that) would spend its next term in office shackled to a party that clearly loathed the idea of governing and was barely more intellectually coherent than it is now in its degraded Ed Davey Rubber Dinghy Rapids Era; that journalists would be able to snipe away at MPs indefinitely; and that the talent pool for MPs would diminish to people prepared to be paid £85k per annum in return for five years of tabloids publicising them claiming Yorkies on expenses. We lost a decade of politics to this.
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