bruh they stole my pizzas not the other way around

Shit I hope not 😭

Okay this makes sense

I’m drunk as fuck and dominos forgot the garlic butter on both of my pizzas @dominos what did I do to deserve this

Rye bread is the worst tasting bread of all time

have snazzy day

Just wait until she learns about what people do with cash

Oh man I feel so bad for my dad. He accidentally hit some button on his key fab that opened all his trucks windows and it was pouring rain all night. Brand new 2026 truck. Whoever designed that key fab is a grade-A jabroni

I went to a wedding in northern Maine today and the DJ watched my videos growing up. I feel so blessed to have been a part of people’s lives even in a small way of being a silly guy in a winter hat with a microphone. Love you guys

Blunt Riding.mp3 on a CD playing on an Xbox in 2026 is wild

I'm so excited for EA to make an announcement about ReSkate. I can't express how happy I am that the community has taken over their game and shown them exactly what they want. If ReSkate continues I don't see how anyone will play the base game ever again.

this is one of the best tweets I've ever seen on this platform

You just hand delivered info to the hackers and they'll find a workaround before the game launches

New Bones album AND Sesh Radio Volume 4 on my birthday is crazy

wow I'm 30 years old

90%+ of the chrome you see on social media is fake too. The fakes are 1:1 down to the gram for weight. So close grailed admins used to buy off my buddy who had a HK plug and couldn't even tell

I miss csgo so much

side note I love your art