xCodeh retweeted
@VerizonSupport this is unacceptable latency on these pizzas, please fix
xCodeh retweeted
Instead of spending $70 on COD this year buy a $10 one month game pass code off eBay. That will give you enough time to realize it’s a bad game
xCodeh retweeted
The senate just voted to ban the entire hemp industry before banning 7oh
Logic being “kids are eating gas station edibles!”
Meanwhile kids buying gas station percocets is totally chill
You suck, and registered voters won’t forget this @SenateGOP @SenateDems
xCodeh retweeted
You’ve just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You’ve loaded up RuneScape on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don’t care if you stay up all night long. A perfect summer night. You are 35 years old. The year is 2025.
xCodeh retweeted
You hear Costco is great. One friend describes it as a 'shopping Disney World'. You start thinking about it. You have some extra cash. You decide to try it out, you'll save that much money in gas anyway! What's the worst that can happen?--
xCodeh retweeted
one time in like 2018 I met this guy in a Subway who wanted to smoke with me
so we go to dudes car and he pulls out a dab rig and blowtorch
I’m all game but bro was tweaking and wanted to roll the windows up to “avoid suspicion”
fast forward, it’s like 900°F in this Toyota Camry because we’re using a massive butane torch meant for camping to nuke this banger
I take my dab, and because I had a glass-plated iPhone at the time, I used the back of the iPhone as a carb cap to get a better pull on my dab
Buddy grabs the rig and tells me he’s never seen anyone use their phone as a carb cap before, and that he’s going to start doing it
It’s now 1,800°F in this Toyota Camry because he’s now lighting his dab, with the windows still up
Kid takes a nuclear hit out of this glowing red banger that almost IMMEDIATELY pops his whole dab out of the chamber
He then proceeds to try and cap it the same way I did with my iPhone
His only caveat being: the OtterBox Case on his iPhone
Keep in mind: the banger was so hot, that the dab POPPED OUT as soon as he dropped it in
So this guy caps this fucking MOLTEN banger with absolutely NOTHING in it other than the thermoplastic acrylic silicone dripping into it from his phone case at this point
The rig is chalked to the point it looks like it’s filled with butter milk
I don’t think he quite cleared the hit, but bro shattered his rig into the driver’s wheel almost immediately after realizing what was happening
(He ended up being okay, I think?)
We air out bro’s car in the parking lot for MAYBE 15 minutes, come to the conclusion that it’s all completely fucked and gone to hell, so he called his mom and told her that his car battery caught on fire to explain the smell
I proceeded to go into Subway and got both of us a sandwich for our troubles
I’m not sure if buddy was too stunned, shocked, or stoned: but when his mom pulled up, she found ALL the evidence
We had cleaned up absolutely NOTHING
The banger had burnt a hole almost through the floor of the car
I ended up walking home after his brother took a picture with me
Haven’t seen or heard from anyone involved since
xCodeh retweeted
Weed from 10 years ago would have u cracking up watching superbad and now u just start talking like banjo kazooie NPC and hearing screams in the distance
xCodeh retweeted
Valid vibes.
Stay snazzy ladies and gents. @PinePark
xCodeh retweeted
Pine Park Boston vlog! @xCodeh First ever Hashhole!
xCodeh retweeted
Was such a pleasant surprise @xCodeh ! Thank you for being apart of the vlog aswell!!!
xCodeh retweeted
society if people bought their weed based on flavor profile instead of indica/sativa or THC %























