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Asleep at the wheel.

Joined February 2026
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Replying to @Cristiano
@Cristiano pra sempre meu ídolo ❤️
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I’ve always known Cristiano Ronaldo is popular beyond football but I didn’t grasp the magnitude until today. Nahhh, he’s worldwide 🐐❤️ I’ve been seeing different non-football accounts like Cricket, Basketball, Baseball, Car brands, even account that aren’t affiliated to sport paying tribute to him 👏🏾💯 I wasn’t expecting a farewell message from Luis de la Fuente but it was good seeing it. Happy Retirement Idolo ✌🏾💯
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IN HONOUR OF THE GOAT'S RETIREMENT 🐐❤️ ⢠⣶⣾⣷⣦⡀⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤ ⣾⣿⠁⢸⣿⣧⠀⣿⣿⠉⠹⣿⣆⠉⠉⠉⠉⣿⣿⠟ ⣿⣿⠀⠘⠛⠛⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣤⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⣼⣿⡟ ⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⢻⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠁ ⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣷⠀⣿⣿⠀⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿ ⢻⣿⣦⣼⣿⠏⠀⣿⣿⠀⢸⣿⣧⠀⢀⣿⣿ ⠈⠛⠛⠛⠋⠀⠀⠛⠛⠀⠀⠛⠛⠀⠸⠛⠛ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⢿⣷⠒⠲⣾⣾⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⠟⠁⠀⢿⣿⠁⣿⣿⣿⠻⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⡾⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣸⣿⣿⣿⣆⠙⢿⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⣰⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⡀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠂⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⠿⠟⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣆⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⢾⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣷⡤ SIUUUUU!!!!
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“The Yoruba did not invent Ifá. They imported it.” Next agenda: “Yorubas are not Yorubas; they are Arab descendants.” Awon people yi ya were gan sẹ.
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I just commot for office water Dey commot my eyes 😭
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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🪖🫡 ALHAMDULILLAH! 4 YEARS IN MAIDUGURI MISSION DONE! 🇳🇬🤲🏾 Backpack strapped. Weapon in hand. He dropped to his knees on the rough terrain. Sujood. Gratitude. Tears. Before walking out of the theatre alive. Four years. 1,460 days. Endless sleepless nights. Battles where survival was never guaranteed. Watching brothers fall. This is not luck. This is God's grace. WE SURVIVED. WE CONQUERED. Welcome home, soldier. May the Almighty shield every warrior still out there. Drop an ALHAMDULILLAH or a 🫡 to celebrate life and answered prayers! 👇🏾
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234 appearances and you think he has no Naija blood in him? 🙄 Obrigado from +234 @Cristiano
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Trophies end up in museums, But if one of my goals Ever made you happy, Made you hug someone Or forget a problem, Then it was all worth it.". 🐐
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Earth is 4.5 billion years and I came during Ronaldo’s era Forever grateful
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Cristiano Ronaldo ⚽️🙌🏽
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2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣ caps. 1️⃣4️⃣6️⃣ goals. 3️⃣ major international honours. Only 1️⃣ @Cristiano 🐐

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Even without Israel, the US foreign policy establishment would still manufacture war. It could be with Iran, it could be with the AES, it could be with Sudan. The nearly $1 trillion defense budget won’t spend itself. Israel presented Iran & goals aligned.
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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Before the invention of the crowbar Crows drank alone
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"If I ever made you happy, if one of my goals ever made you embrace someone, forget a worry or feel proud, then it was all worth it."
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Only Messi fans will skip this post❤️
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Omo I don watch Ronaldo tire for YouTube today I can't take it 😭😭😭😭 Imagine when he actually retires I will cry for sure 😭😭😭😭😭
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I can’t stop watching Ronaldo videos, I’m still in pain
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It was a statewide election I think this one vote for everybody How can that possibly be cheating
Rural conservatives in deep-blue states are effectively governed without consent. In New York, Republicans win most counties yet still lose statewide by 20 points because dense urban and suburban voters in New York City and its suburbs cast the decisive ballots and vote overwhelmingly Democratic. The result is that rural and upstate communities pay the taxes, live under the regulations, and absorb the costs set by politicians they consistently reject. Same story in California and Illinois. Population density has become a veto over the rest of the state.
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I feel it's most likely because their own enemy is clear cut, all other are secondary or peripheral players in the Game of that region
Why is Pakistan’s legitimacy never questioned but Israel’s is? They were created around the same time under the same circumstances. 7,000,000 Hindus were displaced. The “Nakhba” was 700,000 but Palestinians won’t shut up about it.
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