@yoniChanowitz

3D printing, absurdist comedy. Occasionally Judaism PFP from @IlanBlock or @ShmullyWolfson Thank hashem.

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Replying to @MohandesDavid
When I was a bachur, I used to be able to do seven pull-ups 40 push-ups and squat for almost 2 minutes I can't do any of that now I also can't run for more than like 10 seconds
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my family is not believing me on how bad this cyber attack is. this is what happens when you make jokes all the time
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I'm buying this game as soon as it's public instagram.com/reel/DeRaOfOsA…

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Yagdil Isn't Brisk
@BriskerovOct 20
What happened to Nachi Gordon
katsu
@katsuxbtOct 20
Drake Maye says he used to play Rocket League until 1 a.m., but getting married moved him to the 8 p.m. tournament “For college, I was 12:30. I played Rocket League. There’s a tournament every night at 12:00 a.m. Me and my brother and one of my buddies would play. We’d play till 12:30, one o’clock.” “Every night, and I’d sleep five or six hours and get up and go to football. So, yeah, it wasn’t a great habit in college, but it was just what our generation and what I got used to. So then got married, and now we play the tournament at 8:00, and now I’m done by 9.”
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🎶 Do you hear the people sing? Saying Aluah Akbar It is the music of the people Who are coming from afar 🎶
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Baal teshuva: the canaanite deity who brings people back to Hashem Baal habayit: the philistine god who rules over houses Baalabus: same thing just yeshivish
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A true gadol is someone waist size 42 or larger
Rabbi Josh Yuter@JYuterOct 21
Replying to @charedimcom
To the best of your knowledge, does the new Hareidi party have any endorsements from a recognized Torah leader? (I don't want to get into arguments over who is a "true" gadol)
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Of course the Rebbe really was the moshiach
Daniel
@growing_danielOct 20
Do jews ever feel stressed that maybe that guy really was the messiah
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One of the best parts of being Shomer negiah, is that is don't shake women's hands, so I can pick my nose and scract my butt all I want
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Heimishe guy: I don't want a defibrillator, I want a defibriNOW
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chanukkah is coming up if you want a cute idea, or great party shtick, our ALL GIMMEl dreidel will be for sale starting tomorrow!
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What is all the riots in France are just a cover so Gru can steal the Eifel Tower?
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I still think about this at least once a year
yoni chanowitz@yoniChanowitz25 Oct 2022
New business idea: A bikini top with the words חלב ישראל On it
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Read this over shabbos Tldr: the "golden age" of piracy happened because living in England in 1700 was objectively worse than living in England a century earlier, despite advanced technology. Desperate sailors turned to piracy
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I mean, modern pirates are also desperate Those guys in Somalia are dirt poor and literally cannot get another job Violence usually grows out of desperation I think this is something that big tech CEO s should consider
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Looking at the positive and being optimistic is exhausting
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Flatbush girl van is on president Street yelling at the WOMAN to accept the get This is very disturbing
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yoni chanowitz retweeted
Frum Humor in Exile
@mosheklassOct 15
He's right. I made my AI slop guy look more Lubavitch
Franklin's Tower 🧢 📟@addystowerOct 15
Who genuinely finds this slop funny? Cringe to the max, no Lubavitcher would find this entertaining and the AI slop doesn't even make them look like Lubavitchers. Are their litviiah guys who get a laugh out of this???
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It's a wife who cheats on her husband, and if the husband accuses her, and she denies, (as described in the Rambam of this week) she is forced to drink water with gods name erased into it that eventually makes her stomach literally explode, killing her
SOTAwives
@SOTAwivesOct 11
WTF is a SOTA Wife? SOTA Wives is a podcast exploring the unfiltered side of Silicon Valley. We built it as an antidote to the performative polish of tech Twitter. Brought to you by @MilksandMatcha x @vivianmshen. Episode 1 goes live on Monday, 12th October at 9 AM PT on everywhere you get your podcasts 💙
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Thank you for coming to my shiur
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I'm willing to believe that some Palestinians are not antisemitic because statistically they can't ALL be anti semites But every single one I've met online or IRL unequivocally hates Jews to the point of wanting us dead
MRose
@MRose_MayOct 10
Palestinians are by far the least antisemitic society I have ever seen. And considering what they have endured, it’s nothing less than remarkable how much effort they put into rejecting and denouncing Jewish hatred. Israeli society how ever..needs to be radicalized.
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