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Joined March 2010
Jordi Portell retweeted
The apps that are supposed to protect you are the best attack vectors. We pointed our agents at Microsoft Authenticator: We discovered any Android app with zero permissions could say “I’m Teams” and capture your tokens. Mail, files, calendar. Huge find by @ofekdavidlevin
We got Microsoft Authenticator to hand over account tokens to a fake Teams app. The app needed zero Android permissions. It just claimed to be Teams, and Authenticator never checked who was actually asking. The result: full delegated access to mailbox, files, and calendar through Microsoft Graph. Full write-up by @ofekdavidlevin with code and PoC: enclave.ai/blog/authmask-we-…
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Jordi Portell retweeted
Falls ihr im Büro einem völlig übernächtigten Sysadmin begegnet: Sagt kurz Danke im Vorbeigehen. Nicht stehen bleiben. Nichts fragen. Einfach Danke.
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Jordi Portell retweeted
🦆 Announcing DuckDB 2.0.0 LTS “Cinnamon Teal” We are proud to release DuckDB 2.0.0, named after the cinnamon teal (Spatula cyanoptera), a striking reddish-brown duck found in the western Americas. 🌎 DuckDB 2.0.0 is the biggest DuckDB feature release so far. It ships a polished version of the Quack protocol, which turns DuckDB into a full-fledged server. It improves performance and lowers costs through supporting asynchronous I/O, a first-class VARIANT type, and a dedicated “agent mode”. It also empowers extension developers with a new SQL parser that allows adding new statements, clauses, and keywords, a new API to build on, and a new mechanism to distribute extensions more easily. In our announcement blog post, we summarize the highlights and then walk through the key changes and give guidance on how to migrate to 2.0. For the complete release notes, see the release page on GitHub⁠. duckdb.org/2026/10/21/announ… #DuckDB
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Jordi Portell retweeted
Knowledge is not wisdom.
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Ready for my workshop!
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Jordi Portell retweeted
‘Venn diagram’ was named after English logician John Venn (1834-1923). The first known use of ‘Venn diagram’ was in 1918. Therefore:
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Bé, sembla que ara sí ha arribat el moment de deixar @movistar_es. Fa mandra perquè hi tenim diversos serveis, però això ja no s'aguanta. Amb la morterada que cobren, fa dies que tenim talls en el servei de telefonia mòbil (a estones no podem ni trucar ni rebre trucades ni SMS).
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Hol·li @somvera_cat , hem de parlar😁
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"Micromanaging is a disease of the ego." I'll make t-shirts with this. – at Vic, Spain
I manage 4 employees who work at least fifty percent from home. I rarely have to even check in on them. How do I know they are working? BECAUSE THE WORK GETS DONE. Micromanaging is a disease of the ego.
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Jordi Portell retweeted
AWK is a 49-year-old language model that never hallucinates.Pattern in. Action out. Ships with your OS.awk '{s+=$2} END {print s}'
🤖 Made with AI
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Encara flipant amb el que vam poder veure ahir. No està malament per haver-ho improvisat amb una càmera Sony del 2012 a pols... i de passada he descobert el Siril, molt bo. #eclipsi #eclipse
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Confirmo al 100% (haha). Quin fenòmen més brutal. – at Vic, Spain
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Ei @aj_vic , això ja és un experiment sociològic per veure fins a quin nivell de putades aguantem? – at Vic, Spain
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Jordi Portell retweeted
James May having one of the all-time great Twitter interactions with Professor Brian Cox. It all started when Brian Cox mentioned that the total mass of the observable universe could be expressed as the equivalent of around 5 × 10⁵⁴ pints of bitter. James May then couldn’t resist asking one of the most ridiculous questions imaginable. He asked Professor Cox that if he’d drunk an average of 12 pints of bitter a week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass had passed through his body. Rather than ignoring it, Brian actually worked it out. He estimated James had consumed around 30,000 pints, adding that it equated to roughly 70,000 cubic light seconds’ worth of the universe. James’ reply was perfect in its simplicity: “Thanks. That’s what I thought.” It’s such a brilliant exchange because it’s exactly what you’d expect from the pair of them. James comes up with an absurdly specific question, Brian gives it a genuine scientific answer, and James responds as though he’d simply had a minor curiosity confirmed. From TV CLASSIC MOMENTS
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Jordi Portell retweeted
🚨**¡Alerta de nueva misión!**🚨 🌌🪏 La @esa aprueba la misión Arrakihs para estudiar la historia de las galaxias esa.int/Space_in_Member_Stat… @ARRAKIHS @aee_gob @CienciaGob @esascience @CGMundell
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