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CFO at Red Cartel. Super League founder.

Block 6
Joined November 2018
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
87 PL games in a row is INSANITY when you think about it. He’s been a victim of Arsenal’s poor offensive recruitment. We now have a player that has become injury prone due to overuse and we still don’t have enough quality to compensate for this
More matches at the age of 22 than Lionel Messi. 87 Premier League games in a row. Bukayo Saka’s injury issues should come as no real surprise. Years of overplaying and poor recruitment - Arsenal are facing the inevitable consequences. standard.co.uk/sport/footbal…
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
That tackle meant to hurt Dowman. He won the ball very cleanly and tough. That’s fair. But the scissor isn’t and if Dowmans leg gets stuck in the ground, that can be very serious. He meant to stick one on Dowman. So it’s fair game for Dowman to react. And he didn’t react dangerously or kick. It’s more a shove with his leg. Then a pathetic reaction from the Fleetwood players tbh. What bullies do. Instigate, pick on the little one, then cry wolf when there’s a reaction. No common sense used here.
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Well said. Disgraceful challenge that was rewarded by a compromised referee.
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Shocking tackle, yes. Was max right for reacting, yes, did he get himself sent off because of it, yes. Is Arteta allowed to be mad about it, yes. Move on
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
People thinking there’s nothing wrong with the tackle is why Sunday League is basically unplayable in this country.
RED CARD for Max Dowman! 🟥
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Cup game Havertz is one of the worst players we’ve had
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
3 in 4 were.....?
25 women and girls. That’s how many were killed 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 in conflict zones in 2025. #Peace must mean safety for women and girls. 🔗 More on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/news-stories/… #ForAllWomenAndGirls
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According to the same UN report, women and girls accounted for one in four of over 37,000 civilian deaths in 2025. Men and boys were the remaining three-quarters. The report notes men are still likelier to be killed. unwomen.org/en/articles/fa…
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Now that the dust is settled, I just want to say everyone who mocked Saka’s speech and award last night are proper weirdos.
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Mocking Saka after the great work he has done for charities and people across the world. 🏥 Funded 120 life-changing surgeries for children in Nigeria 🌍 Sponsored 100 pediatric surgeries across Kenya, Rwanda & Tanzania 🇹🇷 Housed 26 displaced families after the Turkey earthquake 🇲🇦 Built a village shelter for 255 people in Morocco 🎒 Donated 1,000+ school uniforms to families in West London 🎓 Funded academic scholarships for 20 international students Drop the agenda
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
That PFA player of the year award
🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes, 27th at 2026 Ballon d’Or.
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Replying to @SVCarbaholic
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
When Cunha scored against Arsenal and did that dance, I prayed for his downfall ever since
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
You'll fall in loveeee I know you willllllllll Our number nine is the KING OF BRAZIL 🇧🇷
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Apparently winning a trophy is worse than finishing 15th. Big up everyone
You had an open bus trophy parade for the FA cup mate. I’m 99% sure you attended. That’s how down bad you lot were
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
France, mate. They surrender.
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Manchester United 0-3 AFC Bournemouth:
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
The repeated warnings to prepare for war in the UK aren't based on a serious assessment. It's a comms strategy. The govt know that shifting spending to arms during a collapse in living standards is unpopular. They justify it by creating a war fever. It's as simple as that.
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Yves Saint Pluto retweeted
Taylor Hinds vs Spurs
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