I’m just here for the #FAKENEWS I mostly post food & pets & plants 💍@BrugioniFrank #behindenemylines #MakeCaliforniaGreatAgain

Calunicornia
Joined February 2019
Stop what you’re doing and watch this bee in my garden
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Pasta alla vodka with meatballs #EricNowCooks
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This week's dinner theme... appetizers! Tonight I went Italian (kind of) appetizer platter: mozzarella sticks, fried ravioli, chicken fingers and bruschetta with homemade marinara mother fuckers.
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Sunday Night Dinner: Spaghetti & Meatballs. Goooo Hawks…..
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Hello Again, Everybody! 🌄 Bit of late supper tonight, celebrating the newest grand nephew! All healthy and happy! Seared Chicken Thighs in a Lemon Garlic sauce, with Rosemary and Sage from the garden & Roasted Shallots. 4 Sisters Jasmine Rice and Steamed Broccoli!
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I haven’t had to cook dinner in more than a week and though I love cooking, my husband is great at it so this is awesome.
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Pappardelle w/short rib ragu @BrandonDonkey2
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Chicken chili with kale, peppers & herbs from my garden.
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Cheesy blue cheese pull apart bread. It’s so good. Top with hot honey, cranberry sauce or just eat it plain. I like to make stuff for my Son when he’s home for the weekend.
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Fell asleep and woke up Cheese was missing from my side. I rolled over and saw this 😂
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You can just adopt a cat from the rescue and then she will love you forever
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Done! And YUM!
Apple butter cornbread just went into the oven. There's apple butter mixed into the recipe and extra swirled in. Kind of a crazy swirl but it'll do. 🍎🌽🍎🌽🍎🌽🍎🌽🍎
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food. what would we do without it?
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Cheese is relaxing minding her own beeswax and Turkey goes over like a menace to antagonize her. His face says it all. 🙄
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The spider is literally a daddy long leg 🤣🤣🤣
All of these Airbnb conversations remind me of the time a host said not to kill the spiders in every corner of his rental, but wanted us to wash dishes and strip the beds at checkout.🫠
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Turned out awesome as per usual.
Yoshida’s pork tenderloin in the big easy roaster tonight.
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Homemade carne asada, rice and refried pinto beans in a hybrid taco/burrito.
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The face of a dog that farted as he sat down and startled himself.
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Somebody snuck out the dog door this morning and got stuck outside for a few hours before dawn. He’s been recuperating from the harrowing experience all day.
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