@3rd_String

AΦA. Fall 2k10. I tell dad jokes.

 Dallas, TX
Joined December 2010
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Nclecta retweeted
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“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hatė.” Rent is due, health insurance is tied to employment, groceries aren’t free. Yeah actually. Totally voluntary.
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if you ain’t a dog, YOU DOG FOOD.
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Not Angel and Naz doing a 2-man too small??? Goddamn bullies lmao
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God decided to make a 6’4 super gorgeous hyper athletic psychopath with a high motor and likable personality. Then put her in Atlanta.
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentralOct 22
“SHE CANT FU*K WITH ME.” — Angel Reese.
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Big Big Micheal Micheal
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Nclecta retweeted
Angel Reese
@Reese10Angel23h
DUBS IN THE MF CHATTT.
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Yea... he's gonna get slapped this season....no doubt
Hoop Central
@TheHoopCentral23h
Tyrese Haliburton had words for Derik Queen. 👀🍿
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Hamm@Prince_Jaaffy23h
Slap that motherfucka, Derik
NBACentel
@TheNBACentelOct 22
TYRESE HALIBURTON AND DERIK QUEEN GOING AT IT 🍿 🍿 🍿
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Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Currently sobbing my eyes out, this was absolutely breathtaking🥺😭 WE GETTING TATYANA TO THE FINALE IDGAF #dwts
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Replying to @GoodVideoBye @Costco
You don’t like Velveeta but like Kraft powder cheese
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I wish “The Smith Sisters” made more appearances in The Fresh Prince. Every episode featuring them was 🔥 but when they swapped out Aunt Viv, she didn’t have the same chemistry with Aunt Vy and Aunt Helen, plus Aunt Janice never came back after S3 so they were never a foursome again.
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Nclecta retweeted
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
@mmpadellanOct 18
Abdul El-Sayed gives a BRILLIANT response to a guy asking him is he disavows the Muslim Brotherhood (he disavows them). Why doesn't every Christian candidate get asked if they disavow the Proud Boys, or the KKK, or other Christian Nationalist terrorists?
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Replying to @LordLambeau
This star conversation is a metaphor for how seriously they took the cowboys
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Replying to @LordLambeau
Had no stars to cover so they started drawing their own
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Replying to @LordLambeau
I’m rockin with Williams on this one, bottom left to top down to bottom right then up and over to top left straight across to top right finish where you started bottom left
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Nclecta retweeted
Rod@rodimusprimeOct 20
He just said it out loud?! This exactly what they voted for!
Bulwark Clips
@BulwarkClipsOct 20
Trump: "African American poverty, Hispanic American poverty, and Native American poverty rates are the highest and the best numbers ever recorded by far."
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Premo Rice: Noochie’s Live From The Front Porch youtu.be/QXvvSz_Tb54
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a plastic surgeon
Abhishek Kumar
@Abhishek060722Oct 19
What did Kylie Jenner eat? At age 18 😘 At age 29 🥵
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3 minutes of Aaron Rodgers free play deep balls. A work of art. 🎨
LuckyRebel@RBLOfficial_Oct 19
The Packers are on the rise... or did they just face the Cowboys? The Cowboys are looking like a team who could finish at the bottom of the NFC. Packers win comfortably on Sunday Night Football.
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