✊ Senior writer on upcoming BioShock || TV actor // writer // hacker || early @twitter acquisition || lead gameplay dev + writer on @neocabgame
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Andrew McClain retweeted
It warms my heart seeing this kind of love for
@neocabgame well after it's release. I am really proud of what we made and love hearing how deeply people connect with the experience. @spacevalkyries is streaming it live now go check it out :)
It's time for the Neo Cab finale ✨
Honestly? @neocabgame has been one of my favorite and most cathartic experiences this year. It's such a well written cyberpunk visual novel that's surprisingly personal and makes me feel seen 🥺💖
Come hang out 🌈 twitch.tv/spacevalkyries
Andrew McClain retweeted
Netflix: We pulled a Patriot Act episode from Saudi Arabia because they told us to and "we're not in the truth to power business"
HBO: We lost over $200k/tripled our libel insurance premiums over a John Oliver segment about a CEO, so here's another one vulture.com/2019/11/john-oli…
Andrew McClain retweeted
My kid is gaming with friends so I brought him a snack and he says, "Thanks, Love you" then laughter erupts on the headset and he goes, "What? You don't love your mothers? I'm sad for you." so if you need me I'll just be over here sobbing into my worlds best mom ribbon.
Andrew McClain retweeted
Sir, she was doing a “boomer bit”-a polite survival joke designed to ease the tension between her, a person who makes $10.50/hr, and you, a person who probably has kicked a dog
Andrew McClain retweeted
The temporary end of the shutdown isn't a victory for Nancy Pelosi or any other Democratic elected official. It's a victory for the airport workers who called in sick and threatened to go on strike. They raised the specter of airline chaos and forced Trump's hand.
Andrew McClain retweeted
I’m taking a quick break from filming to tell you the best way to watch Mission: Impossible Fallout (or any movie you love) at home.
Andrew McClain retweeted
There's more. There were three copies of the new NAFTA deal to sign. During the signing ceremony, President Trump appears to sign in the wrong place on one of them.
This is the exact moment everyone realized, individually with their reactions, including Prime Minister Trudeau.
Andrew McClain retweeted
As a writer, often I have to punch up another writer’s jokes or dialogue as part of a group. When we do that, we usually say “what if...” or “can we add?..”.
So when I see a “You forgot/meant to say...” twitter reply I just think about how much everyone would hate that person.
Andrew McClain retweeted
Liberals should be cautious: back when the Tea Party did a lot of rude direct action and confrontations with lawmakers, they ended up [checks historical record] uhhhhhh taking over the government and electing a like-minded president
Andrew McClain retweeted
women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground today and I don't know how they do it
Andrew McClain retweeted
I have seen men cry like kavanaugh, the one who cried at my feet after smashing my face thru a glass coffee table, the one sobbing and screaming until i understood it was my fault for making him angry enough to attack me.
Deny, attack, become the victim...cry if you are able.
Andrew McClain retweeted
computer: use your imagination! you can play games about anything! want to be a bird or a flower or
human: murder
computer: what
human: i want games where i can murder
computer: ok
human: a lot
computer:
human: but when i die i can come back
computer:
human: to murder more
Andrew McClain retweeted
Photoshop tips! 🖌️
When you've initiated a marquee selection, you can hold space to adjust its position without having to reselect the whole thing
Andrew McClain retweeted
So. This is me below. Racist $100,000 Pyramid Guy. Let me tell you the story about perhaps the most embarrassing moment of my life. #KillMe (Thread 1/13)
Andrew McClain retweeted
Things that happen in Silicon Valley and also the Soviet Union:
- waiting years to receive a car you ordered, to find that it's of poor workmanship and quality
- promises of colonizing the solar system while you toil in drudgery day in, day out
Andrew McClain retweeted
I have this terrible fear Mueller will wrap up his investigation and we'll discover that all Trump did is
* launder hundreds of millions of dollars
* accept hundreds of millions in bribes
* conspire to blackmail the FBI into reopening Clinton's case
* aid and abet Russian crimes