✊ Senior writer on upcoming BioShock || TV actor // writer // hacker || early @twitter acquisition || lead gameplay dev + writer on @neocabgame
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Liquor Store Clerk: I’m going to need to see an ID.
Me: I shot 3000 pounds of meat but can only take 200 back to the wagon.
Clerk: have a nice day!
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@DebAmlen I’m surprised you didn’t think of “cheese” on today’s 3D! Love your column btw.
It never ceases to amaze me that even after 12 years of online Olympic coverage, @NBC still can’t manage anything other than streaming a disjointed dumpster fire outside its primetime programming.
“Create a responsive, script-driven holographic app interface in Unity, ” I thought.
“It will be easy,” I thought.
Thank goodness for @laura_sly for sharing the pain.
Texas Republicans: Government regulation will turn us into Venezuela!
Also Texas Republicans: Boil snow so you can have water to drink. Good luck!
Oof. I’m still tired from scaling that hackweek project into a multinational media program. I think one awards season we worked for 3 months straight — logistics and coding during the week, hosting red carpet every weekend.
David is the @bombsfall of design. So excited for him! (i totally f'ed up the first time I tried to retweet this)
I've been calling my wife's employer @Delta for two weeks to try and get an estimate of how much health care premiums might be if she returns to work -- the only information i can get is "that will be available when she returns to work" so it looks like we just have to guess.
I hear there’s a cut where baby yoda sings “Our God Is An Awesome God” and mando breaks down sobbing