@AkauJambo

South Sudanese Stand-up Comedian. Actor & Writer

 South Sudan
linktr.ee/akaujambo
Joined July 2016
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Let me tell you something about Americans and Oil
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They say you should lie and cover it up 😂😂😂
Ade@AdeThaTruthOct 14
Patriotic test Do you love your country enough to tell it the truth?
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Donna Mugoh
@Eddie_MugohOct 14
Minister for IT Kenya
Rwanda Broadcasting Agency (RBA)
@rbarwandaOct 13
#Rwanda's Sports Minister Nelly Mukazayire says preparations to host the Formula 1 African Grand Prix will focus on three key areas: competition, entertainment and business. #RBANews
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Abbott
@AbbottBirungiOct 14
Museveni campaigning in 2031
Abbott
@AbbottBirungiOct 13
What if Uganda hosted F1 .
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But Uganda! 😂😂😂😂
Lumbemusolo@AmootiGumaOct 13
Traffic Police stopping Hamilton to ask him for “something small”
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Lamine Yamal 😳 #UCL
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kuehne K.K@topUGcitizenOct 14
2031
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#VisitRwanda #F1
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The first and most important step in Nation Building is building the people. Education, Health Sector & Agriculture. Bring people up to the standard that which they can understand what you are telling them. Rwanda is a best example of a country that mastered that.
Rwanda Broadcasting Agency (RBA)
@rbarwandaOct 13
#Rwanda's Sports Minister Nelly Mukazayire says preparations to host the Formula 1 African Grand Prix will focus on three key areas: competition, entertainment and business. #RBANews
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For us in SSD, there’s a huge societal difference. You will find a Minister that grew up in Australia working with an undersecretary whose only job experience is intifadha. Now you will witness the confusion, no one understands the other. Invest in civic education
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Carine Keza
@keza_carineOct 13
Naomi to Stefano: "Why Rwanda was the right partner?" Listen:
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I find some of you very funny with this patriotism thing. Just over the weekend, 71 people were killed in Rumbek and we already moved on to who is speaking good English in the nomination process and now you want to compare yourself to Kenya? Let’s get serious!
Sir Samuel Deng@Letters_to_DengOct 14
Replying to @AkauJambo
In Kenya btw. She wasn’t hurt or robbed in South Sudan but Kenyans be shouting about how unsafe South Sudan is for foreigners 😂😂
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The last time 71 people were killed in Kenya was during Westgate mall attack and Kenya has made significant statements to ensure that never happens again. This was a foreign attack. Meanwhile, approximately 767 people have been killed in South Sudan since January. All by us!
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I had the privilege of meeting this lady a few weeks ago as she came to South Sudan as a tourist. I find people like her very courageous! She told me about traveling across Africa on a bicycle. She’s from Morocco. I wish her all the best in her journey
World Lens
@TheXWorldGlobalOct 13
突发，惊魂时刻！ 一位女生在环球旅途中路过肯尼亚时，竟被当地人持砍刀抢劫！为了逃脱险境，她骑着自行车飞速狂奔，恨不得自己长了翅膀！最后有惊无险地脱离了险境！
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Anyone with A gun is dangerous
KAMPORORO DAVIE🇺🇬-🇨🇦🇷🇼
@HonMpororoOct 13
Between JAT and SFC commandos which one is more dangerous
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I love it when men from different tribes invest in young South Sudanese from other tribes. One person that was so good at this was Gen. Akol Koor Kuc. There a lot of names in the Public Service now from different tribes that he put in different schools. HBD sir!
Madol Chien@chien_madolOct 12
Happy birthday to Hon. Bangasi Bakosoro, a man whose presence in my life defined my public life. I owe you and your children Sir..
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What if you retire from the military to run for elections and they cancel elections and now you are powerless & can’t use the line “Do you know who I am?” Anymore.
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The Governor of the Bank of Uganda warned us but we’re political demagogues—we simply don’t care.
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You are not telling us why it’s a bad financial decision. You are just telling us how others are struggling. Everyone has a different risk tolerance depending on their financial statuses. To you it could be a bad decision but to him it could be just 10% of his earnings
outabrian
@outabrian2Oct 5
Congrats bro, but this a very bad financial mistake you will regret
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Stop asking us who is in charge since the President traveled. If you want to be in charge, you tell us and we take you to J1. You will explain to Mzee when he returns.
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Kempton Park serial killer story really disappeared from the news once it appeared as if women might be involved in the crimes.
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