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@BinnerJr

Training for the skeleton without a fancy sled. Never a Blue Check.

 Charlotte, NC
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Joined July 2009
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A month on Survivor sounds like a good weight loss program except for the networking.
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Instead of getting a little sticker after you voted, you should get a QR code that you could somehow enter into your TV and it would no longer display political ads.
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Somewhere, Ueck is smiling. 💛💙
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Brewers cap Milwaukee’s 2nd World Series title!
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If you take two extra strength Bufferin with a cup of Sanka you wake up in 1974 in the back of a Buick Regal.
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LJ
@lj202022Oct 28
Replying to @BoringBiz_
My boss isn’t good with dealing with prompts. I have prompt skills; I am good at dealing with prompts. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
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Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
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The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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I’ve been accused of being one of Dr. Rick’s patients but HIPPA does not allow me to disclose.
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I think of Marv Levy whenever the refs take over the game. #overofficiousjerk youtu.be/frLkbBPyf34?is=Zzya…
"OVER OFFICIOUS JERK"

"OVER OFFICIOUS JERK"

MARV LEVY

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My new favorite hobby is informing my boomer FB friends that the political posts they are forwarding is AI slop most likely created by a Chinese or Russian farm.
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Teddy bear print flannel pajamas and equestrian boots are what’s in with The Real Housewives of the Neighborhood Bus Stop (RHOTNBS)
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Walking down the hallway quietly shaking Cheez-It crumbs off me like I'm dropping concrete dust in a prison yard.
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Kristen@Kica333Oct 21
Here’s a list of all the places I’ve been able to afford to go this year: 1. Home 2. Work
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I read that naps during the day lead to dementia. So I've stopped reading.
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Nobody warned me that after 60 l'd spend my whole day looking forward to going home, putting on ugly clothes and avoiding everyone.. What a dream life…
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Got you a gift. Looks like you could use some.
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Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
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@nut_historyJun 29
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
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Son: Hey Dad, was music really better when you were younger? Me: Son, we had an entire generation growing up with music so good that 50 years later, we're still turning up the volume when it comes on. Here, let me show you what I mean.
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RIP Richard Riehle. This is probably my favorite scene in Office Space
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Watching a football game in 2026 is just three hours of horrendous refs surrounded by betting ads
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