Binner (@BinnerJr) header
Binner (@BinnerJr) profile picture

Binner

@BinnerJr

Training for the skeleton without a fancy sled. Never a Blue Check.

 Charlotte, NC
teapawt.org/BinnerJr/timelines/804089345451970560
Joined July 2009
  • Tweets24K
  • Following1.8K
  • Followers1.7K
2.3KMedia
Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)Photo by Binner (@BinnerJr)
Instead of getting a little sticker after you voted, you should get a QR code that you could somehow enter into your TV and it would no longer display political ads.
575
1,626
257
26,629
490,329
Somewhere, Ueck is smiling. 💛💙
31
1,500
47
13,005
212,731
If you take two extra strength Bufferin with a cup of Sanka you wake up in 1974 in the back of a Buick Regal.
23
33
2
188
3,780
Binner retweeted
LJ (@lj202022) profile picture
LJ
@lj202022Oct 28
Replying to @BoringBiz_
My boss isn’t good with dealing with prompts. I have prompt skills; I am good at dealing with prompts. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Image from LJ (@lj202022)
8
38
920
43,550
Microsoft wants to replace 60,000 employees with AI when they can’t even get Teams to recognize that I’m still working just because I haven’t moved my fucking mouse in 3 minutes.
79
612
25
9,799
180,144
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
Image from Josh Barzon (@JoshuaBarzon)
909
417
892
7,268
3,700,390
Binner retweeted
Kristen (@Kica333) profile picture
Kristen@Kica333Oct 21
Here’s a list of all the places I’ve been able to afford to go this year: 1. Home 2. Work
46
91
11
1,824
23,771
I read that naps during the day lead to dementia. So I've stopped reading.
3
14
53
858
Nobody warned me that after 60 l'd spend my whole day looking forward to going home, putting on ugly clothes and avoiding everyone.. What a dream life…
435
447
29
8,672
79,602
Family Guy recently made a Civil War version of "Who's on First" that had me crying laughing. It had no business being that good.
BaseballHistoryNut (@nut_history) profile pictureBaseballHistoryNut
@nut_historyJun 29
Abbott & Costello - Who's on First Pure comedic genius
120
2,929
115
41,772
2,109,551
Son: Hey Dad, was music really better when you were younger? Me: Son, we had an entire generation growing up with music so good that 50 years later, we're still turning up the volume when it comes on. Here, let me show you what I mean.
640
2,523
181
21,127
772,852
RIP Richard Riehle. This is probably my favorite scene in Office Space
87
947
122
9,594
989,358
Watching a football game in 2026 is just three hours of horrendous refs surrounded by betting ads
105
463
24
6,296
62,795
Being an adult is simply saying, “After this week, things will slow down!” Over and over until you die.
49
425
19
7,072
168,858
Thurston Howell III was old. He wasn’t dead.
Image from Super 70s Sports (@Super70sSports)
138
229
16
5,903
103,770
I’m at an age now, if my shoelace is untied, I wait till I find some stairs.
14
2
48
1,627
I wish I lived in a swing state. I am really good at pumping my legs.
9
33
I’ll die on these retro hills: • John Candy was funnier than Chevy Chase. • The original Dunkin’ Donuts had better donuts than today. • The 1980s had better movie soundtracks than the 1990s. Who’s with me?
386
132
26
4,274
48,632
An unbelievable BADASSES from Jim Nantz on MIKE DITKA who he noticed only carried $100 bills on him during the time they did TV together. Ditka would pay for everything with the hundred and let them keep the change. Listen why. An all-time story from Nantz on Da Coach.
74
683
84
5,588
1,335,602
ESPN’s tribute to the one and only Mike Ditka:
360
8,856
564
55,468
2,757,279
Load more