Lmaoooo I just saw my 1st UFC license plate in the wild 😂 (other drivers fear the warrior that sits inside this Honda Accord)
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dirty dallas liberal retweeted
This how I was moving off xanax when I was 15
My son has been sleeping an odd amount this week. Like yesterday he fell asleep at 5 pm and slept until I woke him up at 7:30 to make sure he ate something. He went back to sleep an hour later and slept all night.
Tonight he fell asleep in the 20 minutes it took me to cook dinner. I woke him up to eat and he passed out without touching his food and has been asleep ever since 💀
Is being a 12 year old boy really exhausting or is the child getting sick? 😂
dirty dallas liberal retweeted
Watching "The Program: Texas Tech" on Paramount and in the first 20 minutes Brendan Sorsby says one of the great things about growing up in Denton is that "Right up the road there's Winstar and you're able to go play a little blackjack with the fellas at 18 years old."
Gable Steveson’s upcoming opponent Sean Sharaf left a comment under an Instagram video of his collab with Nina Drama 😬
“This is like the 4th collab they do with him, what’s up with that UFC guess Marines aren’t worthy of interviews just r*pists 🤡”
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I really did want tickets to UFC 332 in SLC…. But how tf are you charging this much for a card with no Main or Co-Main event? Not a fucking chance buddy 😂
dirty dallas liberal retweeted
Drinking a bottle of Fireball at 10:30am in August heat is concerning, but perhaps understandable for a guy like this. Where I really draw the line is throwing away the empty bottle in someone's planter, that's simply diabolical.
Yes you are seeing that correctly-
That’s Republican Lubbock County Commissioner Jason Corley block walking and drinking for Ken Paxton and my opponent.
I’d drink if they were my candidates too.
@KLBKNews @TexasTribune @lubbockonline @TelemundoLbk
dirty dallas liberal retweeted
Islam Makhachev burning Ali Abdelaziz’s head with a magnifying glass 😂😂😂
dirty dallas liberal retweeted
If white boys wanna sell drugs at Penn State
they have to make different laws for it... like even it out for them.
Penn State Frat Brother in Alleged Drug Ring Was Caught Because of Venmo and Thought Arrest Was Prank: Police people.com/penn-state-frat-b…



































