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Everyone talks about the gay sundowning but he’s also increasingly been like “I hate you! All of you! Me and all my other pedophile friends are really getting one over on you suckers!”
And millions of ppl are like “yup yes sir that’s right we’re cattle sir”
do people generally go to bat for bananas? were bananas so good we had to subjugate central american countries with our companies so we could have more bananas? bananas aren't that good imo
hard times create strong men, strong men create easy times, easy times create weak men, weak men create hard penises because they're gay and hot
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I'm sick to my stomach. The far left is attempting to kill this innocent cat with a massive hammer. Their evil knows no bounds. They must be totally destroyed.
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my grandpa went to the aquarium but he didnt know what a fish was so he started throwing bricks at the glass
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Found a Tim Hortons that still has white people working there and it had the slowest service I’ve ever experienced #REPLACETHEMSOONER
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
