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Joined June 2009
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To do: a tweet so funny and clever that it goes insanely viral and earns me $100,000
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Mad Max says Darius Acuff Jr. is JUST LIKE Allen Iverson?! 😳🔥 The rookie's gonna get his shots up... and Max don't care if Sabonis got a problem with it 😭
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As God is my witness I thought caulking the reflecting pool would work
🤖 Made with AI
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Oklahoma just fired its OC and is 17 spots ahead of Arkansas in scoring offense rankings.
National Scoring Offense Rankings after Week 9 #4 Georgia #7 LSU #12 Alabama #17 Ole Miss #18 South Carolina #23 Florida #40 Kentucky #46 Tennessee #51 Missouri #53 Texas #70 Texas A&M #82 Mississippi State #93 Auburn #105 Vanderbilt #108 Oklahoma #125 Arkansas
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Economist (and Nobel laureate) Paul Krugman: “Control of Starlink must, one way or another, be taken away from Elon Musk. It’s a matter of national security: we cannot let private individuals make foreign and defense policy, and it would be totally irresponsible to leave a crucial military asset in the hands of a racist, authoritarian conspiracy theorist.” paulkrugman.substack.com/p/i…
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It's coming and I don't like it! One month at a time!
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The Disturbing/Funny ratio is off the charts.
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The moon is hanging bright and low The children are outside The ghouls and goblins stay and slow Breathe each breath with the tide “The fat one’s mine!” a goblin croaks And points a finger bent The rest agree, and in their throats Cough bile, blood, and spent. 1/4
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The person who invented the Ferris wheel never met the person who invented the Merry-Go-Round. They traveled in different circles.
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The Indiana Fever could do the funniest thing about other teams knocking their players to the floor all the time.
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Unhinged letters sent by school kids to US service members deployed overseas.
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Was going to send condolences What the hell is this?
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All the federales say We could have had him any day
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BILLY GOAT RICHMOND III IN BWA IS MY FAVORITE TV SHOW. 🐐📺🍿
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“Like Jesus, Satan...presents himself as a model for our desires, and he is certainly easier to imitate than Christ, for he counsels us to abandon ourselves to all our inclinations in defiance of morality and its prohibitions. If we listen to Satan, who may sound like a very progressive and likeable educator, we may feel initially that we are ‘liberated,’ but this impression does not last because [he] deprives us of everything that protects us from rivalistic imitation. Rather than warning us of the trap that awaits us, Satan makes us fall into it. He applauds the idea that prohibitions are of no use and that transgressing them contains no danger. The road on which Satan starts us is broad and easy; it is the superhighway of mimetic crisis.” — René Girard, ‘I See Satan Fall Like Lightning’ (trans. James G. Williams), ch. 5
“If we do not imitate Jesus, our models become the living obstacles that we also become for them. We descend together on the infernal spiral that leads to generalized mimetic crises, and ultimately, to the mimetic state of all against one.” — René Girard
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