@CrashCourseCmdy

Hello, cockatoos! Jackie T. here, some gaudy-print-and-spiked-jacket wearing sarcastic punky dork with a technicolor hair strip. No refunds. She/her.

 Kalamazoo area, MI
Joined May 2014
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James Urbaniak@JamesUrbaniak16 Feb 2023
Wow. The Venture Bros. pilot first aired 20 years ago, February 16, 2003. What a long, strange, scientastic trip it's been.
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Katy Stoll@katystoll16 Feb 2023
Decided I need more hobbies so I just bought a paint by numbers kit and a beginner pottery wheel excited to let them sit on my table for a few months before I pack them away!
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wint
@dril15 Feb 2023
its actually beautiful how half the posters here think its open mic night and the other half think theyre at some sort of permanent funeral
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Yeah sex is great, but have you ever won the trust of a kitty cat?
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Sophie Ross Brooks@sophrossbrooks19 Jan 2023
Seeing 25 year olds on here saying they were the “first teens on social media” and that they invented it This is 2005 MySpace and 2007 Facebook page erasure You will not silence us or rewrite our history!
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Chip Chantry@ChipChantry21 Jan 2023
“Ok, so he’s an animal, but he’s also a REAL asshole.” -every single cartoon pitch, 1940-1980
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Lady Emily ☄️@GreatCheshire17 Jan 2023
I think we should give They Might Be Giants the chance to write a musical. I think they’d kill it
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Diamanda Hagan@Diamandahagan17 Jan 2023
I just realised that Dare to be Stupid by Weird Al Yankovic done in the style of Cry Little Sister by Gerald McMann would possibly be the funniest song ever performed.
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Jack Boot@IamJackBoot16 Jan 2023
When you accidentally hurt the cat (step on her tail, whatever) and she runs off and won't let you apologize or comfort her because this is exactly where she wants you emotionally.
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Guy
@nosilverv16 Jan 2023
The gas stove discourse is *actually amazing* because it shows the level of virtualism we exist at now: nothing has an independent existence except as a way of displaying political personality and this process happens at light speed.
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Brandon Bradford@BrandonLBradfor15 Jan 2023
Who do you think is going to win "The F**king Audacity" award for worst MLK post tomorrow?
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ADHD Jesse
@adhdjesse14 Jan 2023
ADHD is feeling like you’re always behind, afraid of being seen as lazy, and overworking to compensate until you burn out in a blaze of glory.
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Budd Anthony Diaz@buddanthonydiaz16 Jan 2023
Cat: This petting has been nice but now I’m going to need silence and privacy for the next five minutes. Me: Oh, damn, ok. May I ask what for? Cat: I need to lick my foot.
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Same name in the blue sky!@RPinHD12 Jan 2023
The fact that MTV/VH1/BET doesn’t have every single piece of original content created between 1990 - 2010 IMMEDIATELY and EASILY ready to stream is such a missed bag. Like deadass what is y’all DOING.
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The ability to click on trending topics has become one of the most useless things on Twitter; every time I check something I learn NOTHING because the top posts are either unhinged, passive aggressive, or shit posts.
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Myrna Tellingheusen@PearlsFromMyrna11 Jan 2023
Babies may be cute. But they grow up to be bothersome children.
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feef✨ MCM London B-18@feefal_11 Jan 2023
Tired of cringe culture. Tired of pretending steam punk doesn’t look sick
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Gavin Crawford@TVGavin10 Jan 2023
I’m not sure anything will ever be quite as great as the muppet show. Both totally adult and totally kid at the same time it’s really a miracle of creativity. #amazing
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Roy Bright@CulinaryGeekRoy8 Jan 2023
If you deactivate your account for a dating app, are you Tindring your resignation?
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A REMINDER to my #ActuallyAutistic comrades - YOU ARE ALLOWED TO TAKE UP SPACE. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE NEEDS. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY NO. YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE YOU.
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