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Rural Pastor • Veteran Marine • @boycecollege alum • Simul Justus et Peccator • Reds • Vols • Titans • If I can’t SCUBA, then what’s this all been about?

Bells, TN
Joined February 2009
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Ummmm. Guys…
Season 6 is different.
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Most people love this stuff. In other words, most people need to be…. smarter.
'Pastor' Mike Todd preaching in a $4000 (reg price $6000) reclining massage chair for a sermon illustration, explaining "most believers right now are not in right STANDING with God, they're in 'right SITTING' with him."
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🎵 That word above all earthly powers No thanks to them, abideth The Spirit and the gifts are ours Through him who with us sideth Let goods and kindred go This mortal life also The body they may kill God's truth abideth still His Kingdom is forever🎵
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Apart from the pastors and teachers in my life, few men have influenced me as profoundly from afar than Dr. @albertmohler. Happy birthday, sir! I’m so thankful to God for you!
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I just want to go on record that I knew this was a joke.
“Neyland is always packed” explain this then?
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🎵 A mighty fortress is our God
A bulwark never failing
Our helper He amid the flood
Of mortal ills prevailing
For still our ancient foe
Doth seek to work us woe
His craft and power are great
And armed with cruel hate
On earth is not his equal🎵
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I am a Vols fan. I am a Reds fan. I am a Titans fan. I am a Tottenham fan. I should probably give up sports.
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🎵 Praise to the Lord, the Almighty, the King of creation! O my soul, praise him, for he is your health and salvation! Come, all who hear; now to his temple draw near, join me in glad adoration.🎵
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🎵 Christ, the sure and steady Anchor In the fury of the storm When the winds of doubt blow through me And my sails have all been torn In the suffering, in the sorrow When my sinking hopes are few I will hold fast to the Anchor It shall never be removed🎵
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🎵Who else could rescue me from my failing? Who else would offer His only Son? Who else invites me to call Him Father? Only a Holy God🎵
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🎵For the Lord is good and faithful, He will keep us day and night, We can always run to Jesus, Jesus, strong and kind.🎵
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The doctor who delivered Dolly Parton in a one-room Tennessee cabin in 1946 was paid with a sack of cornmeal. Her father farmed other people's land and could not read or write. Eighty years later, the reading program she built in his name has mailed more than 300 million books. She wrote "I Will Always Love You" on the same afternoon she wrote "Jolene," as a goodbye to Porter Wagoner, and released it in 1974. Elvis wanted it. The night before the session, Colonel Tom Parker called and said Presley would only record it if they got half the publishing, meaning half of everything the song ever earned. She had been in Nashville ten years by then. She said no, and cried all night. Whitney Houston cut her version in 1992, held number one for fourteen weeks, and Forbes later put Parton's royalties from it near $10 million. She put some of that money into an office complex in Nashville and called the place the house that Whitney built. Dollywood opened in Pigeon Forge in 1986 because she wanted paychecks in the county she came from. Around 4,000 people work there now. Three million visitors come every year. The University of Tennessee put its economic impact at $1.8 billion, and it is the largest employer in Sevier County. Since 2022 the company has paid tuition, fees, and books in full for every worker from their first day, seasonal hires included. Wildfires tore through those mountains in November 2016, killing fourteen people and destroying more than 2,400 buildings. Her foundation was handing out money within 48 hours. Every family that lost a home got $1,000 a month for six months, regardless of income. The final check was $5,000. Total delivered: $8.9 million. In April 2020 she sent $1 million to Vanderbilt for coronavirus research. When Moderna's vaccine results ran in the New England Journal of Medicine that November, her fund appeared in the footnotes. Carl Dean, her husband of nearly sixty years, died in March 2025. The note she wrote to fans afterward ended with the same five words she wrote for Porter Wagoner back in 1974. She died in Nashville today. Her family asked that instead of flowers, people give to the Imagination Library, which still mails 3.4 million books a month to children who will never get to meet her.
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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Worst day ever.
A message from the family of Dolly Parton.
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🎵 You deserve the greater glory Overcome with joy, I sing By Your love I am accepted You're a good and gracious King 🎵
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🎵 To our God be the glory To our God be praise He alone, the name above all names I will boast ever only in the Lord my God For I know His glory is my good🎵
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🎵Jesus now and ever is my plea!🎵
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Become a Christian the world can't destabilize. Imagine that kind of calm in an anxious age.
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I’m thankful for @SBTS (@SBTS_Online) broadly, and @AndrewTWalker specifically, for pouring in to this educational means. While residential education is still preferable, I don’t feel like I’m missing much because of the efforts made by Southern.
I’m recording video lectures all week in a seminar format. Several @SBTS students participating in the filming have taken previous online courses with me and have made a deliberate effort to build a relationship beyond the virtual classroom. They come to campus when they can for modular courses, connect with one another (and me) at conferences, and find other opportunities for face-to-face fellowship. In many ways, I've gotten to know these online students as much as I have on-campus students. At a time of significant disruption in education, I find it deeply encouraging that online learning can make it possible for students to know their professors personally—especially when students intentionally seek those relationships. This is undoubtedly a turbulent moment in education. But rather than dwelling only on what technology may diminish, we should use every means at our disposal to find creative ways to make education as personal, relational, and incarnational as possible.
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