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Critical & urgent!! My aunt Rubina Khan's statement about my mother, @DrUzma_KhanPK, held in Kot Lakhpat jail: "I have received information from inside Kot Lakhpat jail, through informal sources, that my sister Uzma Khan's blood pressure is also shooting up and she is not receiving any medical treatment. This is not natural. Like her other siblings, her blood pressure has always been genetically low to normal. The family has received no information from jail authorities. She had a heart valve replacement and her condition is vulnerable. She should be seen urgently by a cardiologist."
– Rubina Khan This is very serious. My mother has a replaced heart valve and her blood pressure is rising with no treatment. The authorities must let her see her own doctor immediately. @UNHumanRights @UN @amnesty @amnestysasia @hrw @HRCP87
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when i start using my own money and realize how expensive i am
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Ich will die haben, vor meinen Kollegen benutzen und genau in deren Gesichtern sehen wie die denken ich hätte nun komplett den Verstand verloren
A KIKO Milano simplesmente fez uma collab com a STABILO pra lançar um lip tint em formato de marca texto?? São cinco cores diferentes, com acabamento matte e uma embalagem quase idêntica a da Stabilo.
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why is this being suggested to me?
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black mirror is a documentary.
This is why I hate social media
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don’t do it, screwed all my career progress because i had the sudden urge to be a waapistani in 2021 🤡
It’s time for a generational change in Pakistan too! Would love to see youngsters in 30s & 40s, with strong academic & professional credentials, coming in our parliament too… & not just nepo-kids, pls! It’s time for the next generation to bring in fresh ideas to improve our lot!
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took me a year and a half to recover 😭
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i laugh at every single thing tbh because what even was that?? 😭
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Pretty much all my bad experiences are really funny for me now when I remember them. Sometimes I am laughing while narrating em.
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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chaos at work today
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DON'T BE A WAPISTANI!
It’s time for a generational change in Pakistan too! Would love to see youngsters in 30s & 40s, with strong academic & professional credentials, coming in our parliament too… & not just nepo-kids, pls! It’s time for the next generation to bring in fresh ideas to improve our lot!
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what even is the first drawing? lmao
Pro artist trick to draw girl legs Easy 🤯
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begum chai pila do thx
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The UK government, for some reason:
I bet you're naked under your clothes pervert
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sir we were the bestest mercenaries for the british sir
Visit Jhelum and you will notice almost every third person seems to be close to six feet, physiques that made them a preferred choice for British. While height has gone down in plains in current generation, Pothohar had remained unchanged due to low fertility and prosperity.
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uk citizens: we would like lower energy bills and lower food prices uk government: face sitting is banned and kids can’t talk to their friends online when they play call of duty
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born to be a a reality tv star, forced to be a politician
یہ ملک میں کیا حرامی پن ہو رہا ہے
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fun times
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i miss my oil paint collection sometimes that i built over years 🥲
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did @elonmusk remove mamdani’s blue tick?
It's morning again in America.
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