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Brandon Gill? The same guy that referred to children as "cum trophies"? Congratulations on eight years of Governor Gina Hinojosa Texas!
Conservative influencers float Brandon Gill to run against Gina Hinojosa for Texas Governor in 2030.
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🔵 Democrats flipped nine state legislative chambers 🔵 Texas House: First time since 2002 🔵 Pennsylvania Senate: First time since 1994 🔵 Wisconsin House and Senate: First time since 2010 They gained five new state trifectas and broke five Republican trifectas.
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Mr Blue Sky 2026
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A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping
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What the FUCK is Korean news even about
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I hate being a citizen of Cattlefornia!
BREAKING: California voters appear to have rejected imposing a one-time 5 percent tax on individuals and trusts with over $1 billion in assets, and allocate the resulting revenues to fund health care, food assistance and education, per NYT
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LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKIN BLUE YALL WE LOVE TO SEE IT, OH MY GOD😭
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YO HALEY STEVENS GO FUCK YOURSELF LOSER!!!!
VoteHub projects Abdul El-Sayed to win the Michigan U.S. Senate election.
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HOLY SHIT GINA HINOJOSA WON!!!!
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TEXAS IS FUCKING BLUE!!!!!
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Lindsey Graham in hell seeing his sister lose his Senate seat!
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Asking my AI teacher how to spell seventeen
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When a Leftist narrowly loses a primary to a Centrist vs when a Centrist narrowly loses a primary to the Left
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Dodged the draft for The Vietnam War 5 times btw!
Trump: I would’ve won The Vietnam War in a week. I would’ve won the war in Afghanistan.
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Democrats really dodged a bullet in Michigan. I hope destroying your political career was worth selling your soul to MAGA and Israel!
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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We at American Dad! have so much gratitude and love for Patrick Stewart. He said how happy he was to do American Dad! because he was so rarely asked to do comedy, which is insane, as his ability to get the laugh was uncanny. Thank you, Sir, for sharing your joyful spirit, inspiring voice, and willingness to be ridiculous. You turned Avery Bullock, Deputy Director of the CIA, into someone the world loved and couldn't get enough of. We will miss you.
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SIR PATRICK STEWART (1940-2026) Before everything else, Patrick was defined by being born and bred in Yorkshire, the proud county in the north of England which he loved to the end. You could hear it in his accented voice and in the stern honesty with which he told you what he thought and felt. Yorkshiremen have no truck with half-truths or avoidance of big issues. He wore his heart on his sleeve, which made him a man to rely on, to admire and in my case, love. We first met as ambitious young actors with the Royal Shakespeare Company half a century ago but we weren’t in the same productions. My first strong memory was a few years later, meeting him in the street in central London when he told me about an offer to take over a leading part in 'Star Trek'. “But Patrick think of your stage career in the UK. Do you really want to risk—getting lost in Hollywood for years and years?”. Well, he took the risk and thank goodness for us all that he did for not just his devoted Trekkies but film and theatre audiences, who marvelled at his using international celebrity to star in a string of cinema successes ('X-Men' of course) and in great classical plays by Shakespeare, Ibsen, Arthur Miller, Peter Shaffer, Pinter and Beckett at Stratford-upon-Avon, in London’s West End and on Broadway. America was his adopted home, where he met his adored Sunny who has cared for him through sickness and health, through thick and thin. But he never forsook his origins: and the proudest achievement of the most respected and beloved actor of his generation on either side of the Atlantic, was his appointment as Chancellor of Huddersfield University in Yorkshire. His farewell performance in 'Avengers: Doomsday' is yet to be seen. Ian McKellen 29 October 2026 Photo: University of Huddersfield
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Fuck it, 16 minutes of Patrick Stewart being a comedic genius on American Dad
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The Grim Reaper keeps killing the wrong old person!
Legendary actor Sir Patrick Stewart, best known for his roles as Jean-Luc Picard in Star Trek and Professor X in X-Men, has died. He was 86.
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