Bro is so badass he hides behind a burner account!!!

If you’ve been alive since the early 70s, then I actually applaud you for living through those recessions because you are correct. But the numbers don’t lie. You gotta stop being so hard on your fellow Americans, especially younger people who are in the middle of a economic crisis right now.

Capitalism be like:

But “per capita” am I right fellas? 😂

Current day me 😂 2026, for those who want to look at my account and pop-up old pictures

I have two jobs and I feel like this guy right now 😂 bitch I’m ready to crash out on people too for not sending roses and I have zero kids

Why don’t those goofy TikTok AI ads ever try to push products like this?