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So people download rain and listen to it in order to find sleep 🤔
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591,027.79 Kenyan Shilling.
Dear all, Sadly, we announce the passing on of Sheilla, who was battling Gastroparalysis. Due to multiple surgeries, the bill at Novik Hospital stands at around 20 million and we kindly need contributions to clear this bill and the hospital releases her body for burial Admin
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Today I have learnt a new thing. “Embwa egenda kwesigama enyama”😂
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the manager wanted to discuss the deal with me in person. I wasn’t living in Lagos at the time, but I told them I was. They sent me their location, and the next day, I dressed so corporately and pulled up to the location to meet the appointment time. When I got there, I met the man, and we started talking. He told me to order anything I wanted, so I ordered some milkshake because all bills were on him. 😂 We kept talking about the promotion plan until I saw four men dressed in corporate outfits walking towards me. I thought they were part of the team until they brought out their IDs and identified themselves as police officers. This man switched immediately and ordered them to take me away. 😭💔 I begged them to let me make a call, so I called my brother, who told me he would meet me at the station. On getting there, they showed me my tweet, and I was speechless. The funny thing is, it wasn’t even a defamation tweet. The man just didn’t like all this social media dragging and everything. He told me to delete the tweet and pay 3 million in damages. Not long after, my brother arrived with a lawyer. I don’t even know where he got that lawyer from, but after so much talking and pleading, I eventually paid about 400k. Since that day, you can never catch me running an agenda against people I don’t know. 😂💔
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After 7 long years all I can say is Ebenezer 🥹♥️ God is the greatest!
Ima tweet this one day 🤗 Amen!
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cooking video: now, this gives the dish umami me: okay, adds that spice too. monday morning cooking 🤸🏿‍♂️
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We all watched that Snapchat ad, right?😭😭
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Replying to @tufre80
Thank you. I was recently accused by my beau that I am the one who calls my friends and there seems no reciprocation. I am me. Whether reciprocation or not, I will check on them. Where possible organise meetups! I will heavy lift. 🙏🏿
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The problem with non-system people is that they don’t understand how frustrating it is not to put things back where they found them. 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️
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Part 1 #standardcharteredmarathon This is the best shitty story you are ever going to read because shame is a construct that is non existent in the World of Mansa 😁 In the quest for a sub 3 Marathon, in an Official Course, I shat myself… but who cares? 🤣 Despite using #loperamide before and within the run, I knew the caffeine gels were going to mess up my stomach. And for sure at 22km, right there on Kibera hill, the bathroom call came, not so far from the place I had to use the bush during my Stanchart RECCE I had 2 options, use the bathrooms provided, which meant, stop and struggle to pick up pace after, or keep going and hope for the best! I chose the later, & by 28km it was evident that the bathroom call could no longer wait! Kukaza matako and run fast at the same time is not easy at all since they both use the same muscle ( did you know that? Now you know ) 🤣 Stopping was not an option! In the words of @nimsdai giving up is not in the blood! So I did what I had to do, kukaza haga proper 😂 At 40km, the worst happened! The shat came at SAWE speed 😂😭 The finish line was near and that’s all that mattered! In the end, a 2:46:20 marathon was in the bag, & shitting myself was a small price to pay for it! Having shed a whole 11 mins, 26 secs from my previous pb, the joy, more like euphoria, was everything 🙌🏾 definitely stronger than the smell 😆 After getting my medal, I took a whole carton of water and dashed to the bathroom to clean up… it was a mess! Shit on my shorts, socks, shoes… everywhere 😭 not even the whole box of water could save me! Thanks to the guys at carnivore for allowing me to use their bathroom to clean up! After cleaning up, I came back & proudly mingled with people as if nothing had happened 😂. In case you smelt something weird, that was me and I’m sorry 🤣 To everyone who said hello on my way back and I probably did not respond, now you know what I was going through! Poleni sana! I was going through a lot 😂 To the guy at 40km who ran along side, filming & asking me questions, my apologies… I was in a shitty situation & couldn’t say shit 😂 please send me that video 🙏🏽 To my Formation Team, your post is loading 🙌🏾 you guys are special and you made today a reality @edgarruner , Atati, Ng’eno & Lee. Nyinyi lazima niwaandikie shairi 🙌🏾
Kwani si hu do? 😂 ukiniona don’t hug me! Nimetoka kuoga! Ni mbayaaaa
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JUST IN The FUFA Big League game between Onduparaka and Rwenzori Lions FC has been delayed because the away team has the same stocking color as the home team. The visiting team has gone to purchase black stockings; thus the kick-off will be delayed until it's sorted
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🧵 1/9 — Ugandans, before you book Zanzibar, read this! The island is bigger than many people realise, and poor planning can mean spending more on transfers than necessary. Here's how to plan smarter. 🇺🇬🇹🇿👇🏿👇🏿
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Butter yellow, sorry for the delay. Yours, nail tech
What colors are we doing on our toes , girls ? Hurry I’m at the nail bar🙏🏽😭
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Rushere FC players have been involved in an accident while travelling to face Mankenke in the Western Region football League.
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As a person that's battled a chronic illness for a long time, it saddens me to see @FreddyMyLov3 go like that, may she rest well, and may her friends and family find the strength to go through this difficult time
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Always taking big girl steps with my dad beside me. Daddy’s girl fr.🥹💎
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Park N chill loadinggg.....🤭
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There’s people you speak with and your heart feels lighter. They carry so much joy with them and happiness. Mind you they can be strangers you completely know nothing about. I pray this wicked world never ruins such people’s innocence ♥️🙏🏽
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Rest in Peace Sheila🥹
I don't wish the illnesses I have on anyone. Sometimes I wish for death coz I know then I'll rest from all the pain.
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She didn't see that coming😭😭💔
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