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“Mo money, Mo problems” -Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels

Baltimore MD
Joined September 2019
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Hello friends how are you all? Personally I’m terrified of heights.
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That one oomf who's strict asf
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the moment the dream died
💥National Security Advisor Anthony Lake informs President Bill Clinton that Yitzhak Rabin has been assassinated. November 4, 1995.
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Bought this VHS at The Thing on Manhattan Ave. with no idea what it was for $1 and it feels like people on here would know what this is.
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There's a type of very evil man who gets inebrated with the POWER they get from making women laugh to tears... You can see it in their shit-eating grins when they see you crying and rolling on the floor as your belly aches from laughing so much. Be aware
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Chads are hot guys. If a guy was hot and popular in high school, he's usually a nice guy, especially if he has a nice and loyal dad. The forever Chads get their slutty phase, if they ever had one, mostly over with by college. And if they do decide to slut around after that, they do so ethically, though mostly they become relationship guys. If a guy got hot and successful in his 30s after being an awkward loser or fat his whole life before that, he's going to be a manwhore who lies or deceives to get sex and validation from large quantities of women, especially if he had a bad or absent father. Sad and depressing, but this is what I've learned. So I try to find out how guys grew up, their backgrounds, their dads, etc. And I look for old photos.
Replying to @jess_ann_pin
Can you find a fucken definition for Chad cause this is absolutely one of the dumbest word salads you have posted in a while with no shame, its shocking you are not embarrassed by this. WTf is incel ideology and also explain the 'cel' ideology too since we are making $#!+ up now
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Remember when they killed bin Laden and people said hey can we see the body and the US military said no we gave him a ceremonial muslim burial at sea what
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I cannot get over this single detail. The plane was less than 80 seconds from crashing, and to the bitter end, that female co-pilot called out the positioning/state of the aircraft. Less than 10 seconds before Mach 1 impact straight into the ground, she sends a ping to ATC that “the plane has left 10,000 feet” - this is genuinely insane. When you factor in the imminent death that they knew they were facing, Nathalia Filgueiras behavior surpasses professionalism and merely sticking to her duties. What we witnessed was a level of profound bravery, balls of steel, and an eternal commitment to her pilot duties in the aircraft. Learning that it was the 55 year old head pilot who made the decision to go into the storm makes this whole thing almost unbearable. Situation brings me to tears. Hats off to that young woman.
My thinking on the Lear 60 crash begins with the elemental question of why that crew flew into that storm. That's why I think that it will eventually score as crew error. Once they were in it, though, Nathalia Filgueiras' fidelity to her training was obvious to me. It sticks in mind that she kept calling out her jet's tail number, to the end. That sort of grip on one's own mind in a moment like that is the opposite of hysteria. She was deliberately and consciously trying to keep doing her job. That is eminently honorable.
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Talarico, a dude who flipped a red state in a landslide, being lectured by a dude who needs like $50 million from Uncle Chuck to win purple Michigan.
Hasan was not happy with James Talarico seeking bipartisanship and says he's compromised when it comes to Israel "Omg Talarico stfu..who is this for man?..just give us 12 hours of excitement..before we get the f'in annoying a*s like centrist pivot..no we're not coalescing around Republicans, we're not collaborating..see look at the way he's (Abdul El-Sayed) communicating on this..he says I defeated Mike Rogers bc my constituents did not want a rubber stamp on Trump or Trumpism" "His Israel position is actually really annoying..he is absolutely f'n compromised..you've already made the case that Israel sucks, that it's doing unbelievable amounts of war crimes, why are you not saying it's a gen*cide..bc you are compromised..it just shows you who he is serving..simply telling you what he knows the party bosses want to hear"
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Hitler lived in a hostel selling postcards in his early 20s. Stalin was a deadbeat dad in prison at age 32. Khomeini was a noname cleric until age 60 Never lose hope
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*sex is male-coded"
Does anyone else find the way Chappell sings about women to be very male brained? Obsessing over sex instead of actual wlw love...
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It's shit like this which was why I was bringing up trade offs before the election. The Left wanted a more progressive candidate in Michigan which meant that we had to spend tens of millions of dollars to defend a seat that would have been off the board with a moderate!
Alex Pearlman CRASHES OUT on Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries with Philip DeFranco Florida should have been ours you stingy bitch, which is why you aren't going to be leader anymore. To all the senators out there, if you want to have anybody when it comes to the left content creator sphere, you need to get rid of f*^cking Chuck Schumer —PICK ANOTHER LEADER Hakeem, if you don't have a plan right now to make all of them as scared as Renee Good and Alex Pretti's murderers, then you should not be speaker
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One whitepill you should always keep in mind is that almost every life worth living is almost definitionally occulted from the internet in some way. Lots of opportunities for happiness out there, but nobody is stupid enough to blab about them.
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Soulkiller is extremely depressing, but I love that Cyberpunk 2077 doesn't play the trick of blurring the lines between AI and real human conscienceness. The program is entirely honest about what it does to you. For the person sitting in the chair when Soulkiller activates, the light simply goes dark permanently. All that's left is a ghost in the machine that believes it is the person. The ultimate expression of the darkness of transhumanism.
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This is called having a low libido. You are a straight person with a low libido.
Vai chocar: assexuais também podem gostar de sexo
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The moment at 0.08 where Hitchens refuses to giggle along on the Telly Box and just lays bare his sheer contempt is heroic. You can tell Brand wasn't used to being stood up to like that hence his petty nastiness
Stuffy conservatism wins again
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Trump took 5 deferments to keep from serving in Vietnam so you can shove that tough guy talk up your ass. You are a war criminal. Tick tock, No Tab Pete ⏰⏰⏰
At the War Department: We Stand. We Fight. We Defend the Republic.
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Ukraine is an easy litmus test to distinguish between mere social democrats and illiberal tankies.
Mamdani-backed House candidate Darializa Avila Chevalier refused to answer for her past social media posts echoing Putin talking points over the Ukraine war, claiming US bullied Russia into invading. "I'm not sure about the context of those tweets where they are coming from."
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A historic first for State! Richard Ojeda ’97 is the first WVSU alumnus elected to Congress, representing North Carolina’s 9th Congressional District. Congratulations on this achievement, a proud moment for the Yellow Jacket family! 💛🖤 #WVSU
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my unsolicited advice to men is, don't have casual sex with high neuroticism/bpd-ish women. Stick to stable, reasonable, chill ladies. If the only women you can convince to have sex with you are the unstable ones, then this is a red flag about you, and you will be never truly innocent of the resulting dramas
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