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Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined August 2024
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Replying to @nocontextmemes
Yeah… did you watch the movie?
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This is absolutely sensational viewing.
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Tbf, that’s Tonali’s best performance for Newcastle in almost a year… #NUFC
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Easy for Sherwood to say… or maybe not… stick with disaster 😂
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One last time for the road 😢 Happy Nick Pope Day to all that celebrate! Nick Pope. #NUFC
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This is a disgusting comment that betrays our allies - the brave French resistance fighters who gave their lives, including facilitating the British retreat at Dunkirk. Comments like this show why Reform is completely unfit to govern.
Pity the French did not show the same resolve in defending their sovereignty in June 1940.
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About 90,000–100,000 French soldiers were killed during the Battle of France (May–June 1940), when Germany invaded. Around 92,000 is the figure most commonly cited. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of…
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I take everything back that I’ve said about him. This man is a good one.
Marc Cucurella: “Otizmli bir oğlum var. Keşke hiç param olmasaydı da oğlum sağlıklı olsaydı. Saçlarımı onun sevdiği için uzatıyorum… Bir gün beni unutursa, en azından saçlarımdan tanıyabilsin diye.”
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Wish the sky 6 had just fucked off and formed their Super league given it's going to be absolutely impossible for any club to compete with them consistently in the future. It's a closed shop.
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Two brothers have been detained by officers in the United States of America, following an investigation by our major crime unit into sexual offences. Andrew Tate, 39, and Tristan Tate, 38, were arrested in Miami yesterday (Saturday). Full story: orlo.uk/f4cNi
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Fifty Spence 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Now this is a movement I can get behind.
Dan Burn should get dramatic entrance music and a light show like he’s an MLB closer
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Dan Burn ahead of Harry Maguire is absolutely baffling. On grounds of form, experience, leadership, penalty-taking. Baffling.
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Nigel Farage is the epitome of the establishment. He makes millions at the expense of the poorest, while blaming the most vulnerable to protect his wealth and power. We cannot afford a society that feeds the expensive ego of Nigel Farage. Clacton deserves better.
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Who needs mysterious Thai-based crypto-billionaires or convicted criminals called Posh George? You can support Team Binface by bunging me the cost of a trio of affordable croissants (£3) at ko-fi.com/countbinface. Or don’t. I love you either way.
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Despite coming on for just 28 of the 109 minutes played, #NUFC centre-back Dan Burn had the joint-most defensive contributions out of ANYONE on that Azteca pitch tonight with eight in total - six crucial clearances, and two brave blocks. 🧱 INSANE rearguard. He’s from Blyth 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿
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Replying to @tottenhamdom
I’ll try to be as plain and simple as possible, Dom. The rules represent the lowering of a portcullis with 6 clubs already inside the castle. 6 clubs that built revenue streams in a time of little to no restrictions, in varying ways. Some through success, some through their location, some through having ambitious, wealthy owners that front loaded their way to being healthy, sustainable businesses (an acceptable and common practice in all business but football apparently). Most are a mix of the above. The rest are now left to climb the walls of the castle to gain entry, rather than walk through the doorway the original six entered through. As a result, those 6 can sit pretty inside the castle and pick off whoever they like from those attempting to scale the wall… kicking them further down while building the walls higher with the scraps they take from them. Not through any current sporting merit… just because they passed through the entry before the portcullis was slammed shut. The rules are, therefore, unfit for purpose for a competitive sport and need to be reimagined. I understand the fear is that another City or Chelsea happens - but you can’t cut the rope to 86 clubs in order to protect 6. Now, for clarity - I’m not accusing Spurs of doing anything underhand to get to their current position - but surely you must see how unfairly the system is rigged against everyone that’s now trying to achieve something?
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Unless I am mistaken, Yusuf @ZiaYusufUK is not an MP for any seat in the UK, he has never stood as an MP, he could have stood in Makerfield but didn't. Yusuf is a shit stirring grifter with nothing positive to contribute to this country. He needs to sit the fuck down & STFU, NOW!
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Best - Starmer 2nd - May, but still a cunt 3rd - Sunak, but also a cunt 4th - Truss for giggles 5th - Cameron fucked Britain for his own vanity 6th - Johnson remains the cuntiest of cunts in the history of British PMs. Don’t question this post as I am 100% correct.
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Indeed there is pal. VG.
There’s always a tweet…
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I demand you fuck off... take your fucking bribe money and fuck off
Britain is broken. We demand a general election.
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They were right about everything
They are saying you’re finished CR7 They’re calling you old They’re saying Messi and Mbappe are better than you Goat7 They’re saying you can’t score a hatrick anymore They’re saying you can’t carry a team in the men’s WC They’re calling you Penaldo Prove them wrong 🐐
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