Marketing & Communications Expert

Port Harcourt
Joined April 2009
I guess part of the reason for expanding the #WorldCup is to give players chances to hit double digit goal figures in one tournament. I can't imagine all the records that would be shattered in the next tournament. Nonsense.
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Nigerians are in trouble. By 2030, if the borrowing does not stops, Nigeria will cross a threshold of no return where we will be unable to ever pay back or service our debt. Now listen, This is what will happen when Nigeria can no longer pay their debt Nigeria’s debt is N159 trillion. Debt servicing alone in 2026 is N15.8 trillion. That is not paying the debt. That is just paying the interest to avoid embarrassment internationally. Here is what happens if we can’t meet it. The government stops paying contractors first. Then civil servant salaries get delayed. Then state allocations shrink. Then the CBN starts printing money to cover the gap. Then inflation gets worse than what you are experiencing now. The naira doesn’t depreciate, it will collapse, not gradually but disorderly. Importers can’t price goods and Manufacturers will shut down. Unemployment will spikes. Then the IMF will arrives and the IMF does not come with gifts. It comes with conditions like remove more subsidies, devalue the currency further, cut the public wage bill. Every condition signed in Abuja is felt in your pocket in Lagos, Kano and Aba. Nigeria won’t formally default. What will happen is worse. The state will simply do less and less. Hospitals with no drugs. Schools with no teachers. Roads with no maintenance. Security forces with delayed salaries. The people who will not feel any of this are the same people taking the loans on your behalf. Right now each Nigerians including the unborn ones are owing N58,000 each in debt.
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Gaskiya kam. He systematically ended corruption by taking everything possible. Leaving others with nothing to corrupt.
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Replying to @BuyoyaJonah
Meaning we should brace ourselves for gay animals on animal planet
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Brymo said it best in Rara Rira. Life too short to worry too much and wait for God to come.
I was part of those that told people to stay behind and build the country. I no longer say that. If you can afford to leave the country, please leave and start a new life. When the country is fixed, then come back Life is too short to do “suffer-head” in Nigeria. Enjoy quality life out there.
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If e never touch you, you no go understand 😂
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😎😎 Primate Combat. You, Sir, are the man.
Replying to @cowboyKal3b
I too posses an Associates Degree in Primate Interspecies Combat as well as a minor in Monkey Bladesmith Studies. How many men would it takes to kill a prime, 225lb chimp who’s top of his pride. Let’s say cage fight, all his concubines are watching and he’s on a gram of Tren.
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White House Plumbers on HBO is one hell of a show. Easily the best satirical political drama I've seen in ages.
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Replying to @foreverdeb_
That 3 days absolute dry fasting in one of those churches comes to mind. On the third day, just before we commenced prayers to bring the fast to an end, one man looked at me and asked “bros, you sure say we no go die before we pray finish”. Though I laughed, but hhhmmm.
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Hello @gtbank, Your previous email notifications which included the transaction amount in the subject line offered a satisfying user experience, especially when customers needed to search for specific transactions. The new static subject line you've adopted is terrible.
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Oh, what is this?!!? 😂😂😂😂😂
Replying to @MJAY_MOG @DOlusegun
He uses CNG from Abuja to Ondo, and then uses GNC from there to Ibadan, and then converts to CNG on the way to Lagos, like a cheating student. The above-stated, is how 10k gas brings him from Abuja to Lagos. If una still no get the American wonder, na una sabi😂
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It's taken a long time to come, but new partnership deal done. Official announcement expected in the coming days.
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Replying to @Samsung_Nigeria
@Samsung_Nigeria it's nearly 2 months since your support team came and picked up my OLED TV for replacement. What should have been a hassle-free process has dragged on needlessly with one crazy story after the other. Screen is coming from Korea, screen got broken in Lagos, etc.
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I have called your support lines but no help has come from it. Please use 4277279811 to obtain further details.
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This brought tears. A harrowing portrayal of love and loss.
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Truly iconic 😎
Who remembers this iconic World Cup 2010 advert?
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This was the exact matter I spent last night discussing with a friend. It's crazy how we've come to this as a society.
I was just thinking about this hours ago. The begging culture is alarming. Befriend someone today and in 24 hours you’ll get billed for rent, feeding, healthcare, and recharge cards. If you ask them “how are you?” You’ll get a story that leads to a money problem. Even the ones that come to pray for you in the DM return days later to ask for something the moment they see you responded to their greeting. If they sense that you are a nice person then you’ve opened a door of unlimited possibilities for them. Some people don’t know how to be friends devoid of begging. They don’t know how to enjoy a company without asking for something. It’s a bad habit.
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This is crazy! 😂😂😂
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Like Macromedia, like Affinity. 😠 @affinitybyserif getting acquired by @canva is not the news I was looking forward to this Tuesday afternoon.
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Interesting multi-cast option by @paramountplus for tonight's #UCL games.
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