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Jewish, Baltimore born and bred, Government worker, interested in politics, full of snark but with a smidgen of hope for humanity.

Joined June 2011
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My amateur attempt at meme-ing 😂
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This is so so so good 😂
I Divorced My Trillionaire Husband and the God of Compute Let Me Respawn at 19 a microdrama inspired by Jensen & Lori Huang
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You’re not Jewish, not even 1%. Jewish law says so, not ethnoracist blah blah blah. And frankly you sound like a c*nt, so I’m glad you’re not Jewish. By the way, being Jewish is like being a woman. Either you are or you aren’t, there’s no cosplay that makes you as such. How appropriate you have “trans” in your username, since you are treating Judaism the way troons treat being a woman.
Replying to @transjewtalian
it’s so tolerated that “you’re only jewish if the correct parent is jewish or if you’re fully jewish by blood” it’s so sickening and racist and is constantly weaponised against converts, against jews of colour, against ppl who don’t “look jewish” and every argument that ppl
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Faye Hausendorff retweeted
Hitler find out about Jensen Huang's affair with Alice Huang.
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Read this whole thread - @CulperResearch outlined six months ago the NVDA/Jensen Huang situation. Most importantly, the details seem to indicate (see #15 in the thread in particular) that it would’ve been very, very difficult for Huang not to know what was going on. I’m now of the opinion that he knew exactly who Alice Huang was, and where those Nvidia products were going.
NEW: We are short Nvidia $NVDA. We believe Nvidia has a significant China problem. Please see our full report and disclosures now available on our website, link in bio.
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Trump wants to argue with God so badly 😂
“I do hate some of my enemies, and I always will,” says President Trump. cbsn.ws/4epCFnt
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And for this, I lost telework.
Trump endorses an amnesty deal with Democrats, saying immigration maximalists are on the “pretty far right” and suggesting that illegals who have been in the US for 10-15 years should have an opportunity to stay. Follow: @AFpost
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Is there actually a woman whose father willingly named her Jocasta?! 😬😳😱
BREAKING: Wisconsin’s newly elected Secretary of State JoCasta Zamarripa says her top priority is securing driver’s licenses for illegal aliens. Do you realize how insane that is?
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You read this and it just gets worse and worse. A VA caseworker actually suggested MAID to a physically healthy vet with PTSD who had experienced suicidal thoughts. What the hell is wrong with that country?! Depressed vet with PTSD: “I’m really struggling with everything, some days (paused uncomfortably) I even have suicidal thoughts.” Canadian VA therapist: “Great idea! So, when do you want to off yourself? I can get that on the calendar right now.”
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I am no Elon Musk fan, and I think his way of having children (multiple mothers, no actual nuclear family) is a recipe for disaster. But this woman is nothing but a common whore -of her body, of her ideals, of her religion- and the fact that she, and for God's sake the once-vaunted @WSJ, are now asking us to feel bad for her because she's a lower-paid whore than before is ludicrous. She's getting paid $20,000 a month for no other purpose than to raise her own child. The original $15 million/$100k per month deal was more than generous for just an NDA, which is a completely understandable thing for a man of Musk's standing and persona to ask for. And by the way, the "fixer" Jared did not sound in any way as if he was threatening her. Also, @stclairashley, babe, your hair is practically nonexistent because of all the Ozempic or whatever you took. Might want to use one of those $20k monthly payments for some quality extensions.
Ashley St. Clair makes serious allegations about Elon Musk in the new documentary. She discusses a proposed confidentiality agreement involving their child. The film presents a purported conversation involving Jared Birchall and documents describing $15 million upfront plus $100,000 per month. Elon has publicly denied the reported $40 million NDA offer. So what's the truth? Are these documents authentic? What evidence supports the allegations, and what has Elon actually said? We're examining the claims, questioning the narrative and giving Elon the fair hearing he deserves. Source: Musk (2026), directed by Alex Gibney.
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Criminally underrated tweet.
Replying to @Hpgabagool
AHHH MY TRANSPORTATION COSTS WENT FROM $100 TO $120 IM GONNA CUT IT OFF
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Please endorse me for Senate Majority Leader, Abdul. I'm an unaffiliated Jew and I hate Israel. I will do whatever you say, Inshallah.
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🙏🏻 😇
I'm just glad Ben Sasse isn't here to see what happened in these midterms.
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“Now let’s put some more gold decorations in my office” 🙄
Trump has told aides Stephen Miller has gone too far in immigration after his wife Melania complained about people she knew were getting deported, per WSJ
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We just interrupted dinner to say Tehillim (psalms). Regardless of your religion, please pray for the speedy and complete recovery of this newborn baby boy. His parents are special people.
Please daven hard for a little baby just admitted in NICU with RSV. David Yehuda Leib Ben Devorah Rut
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Faye Hausendorff retweeted
“Abortion is so back, baby!” That’s what young women were cheering at Keisha Lance Bottoms’ election night party in Georgia. Our culture is so disordered that celebrating the killing of children has become a victory chant.
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This is definitely going to fix your gas prices, guys.
They are going to need to plant new forests for all of the subpoenas we’ll be printing.
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Mahmoud Khalil is openly laughing at America tonight. The Columbia green-card holder who led the pro-Hamas campus circus, spent 104 days in ICE detention, and is still here because the system is too paralyzed to remove him, just went on camera to declare victory. “The American public is waking up to the rise of fascism… the Palestine exception is over… we push until every single politician stands with Palestine… those 104 days were not wasted… I’m getting full justice from the people.” Justice from the people? For what? For negotiating for a group that celebrated “armed resistance,” posted Hamas propaganda, and turned an Ivy League campus into a base for the same ideology that slaughtered civilians on October 7? I have documented this for months - his ties to the encampment network, the refusal to clearly condemn the massacre, the broader Red-Green alliance using “Palestine” as the wedge to infiltrate institutions, sue the people trying to deport him, and treat U.S. courts and campuses like conquered territory. We cannot even deport ONE of these operators. We cannot shut down the organizations that platform them, fund them, or train the next wave. They watch the endless stays, appeals, and activist judges, then go back on television to gloat that the country is finally bending. If Republicans cannot remove a single green-card holder whose presence the State Department said undermines U.S. foreign policy and whose network has openly glorified designated terrorist groups, then the larger fight is already lost. They are not asking for dialogue. They are testing how far they can go before anyone stops them, and so far the answer is nowhere.
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Orgasm Day for the Woke Right, who helped get leftists elected — and will now rage against them and monetize that rage until 2028, when they tell you if you don’t vote for JD Vance, you Hate America! Congrats to all the dumb incels and antisemites who took the Russian / Iranian / Qatari / Chinese bait and worked tirelessly milking their feelz, helping usher in a stronghold politically for the multipolarists and the red-green Muslim Brotherhood invasion. When you’re dreams of a White Christian Nation run by Poso crumble under the hordes of invaders the DSA and the MB usher in, remember: it was all worth it, because from your anonymous cartoon frog accounts, you got to yell “kike” on the internet! Truth to Power!
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