I perform at UCB, write/direct things like Childrens Hospital, Bajillion Dollar Propertie$, Hotwives of Orlando and I drink milkshakes. Now you know me.
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Imagine how nightmarish it would be to see Gavin Newsom run against JD Vance. Two men with absolutely no moral core employing an army of failed screenwriter 35 year olds to make memes for them.
If we commit to shitting on Newsom every day, we can stop this horrible future.
(Centrists spend months pushing Islamophobia and red-baiting to try to take down Abdul El-Sayed.)
(El-Sayed wins by the exact percentage he predicted he would)
Centrists: Why did El-Sayed underperform?!?!
Great thing to wake up to. She's gonna win.
BREAKING: In a tight race for mayor of Los Angeles, challenger Nithya Raman holds a slight lead over incumbent Karen Bass as of Wednesday morning, with more than 700,000 votes counted. ktla.com/news/local-news/nit…
It's so fucking funny that Elon and a bunch of the Comedy Store's most racist comics all pitched a fit and moved to Texas to get away from Democrats and now Texas is blue.
Only way to take it is that they're so off-putting to be around, that they turned a whole state liberal.
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Most people don’t know this, but LA hasn’t had a mayor in 4 years. We could vote to have one today! Vote for @nithyavraman!
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She's made off with the Mackinac Bridge! But she's left this clue for you, gumshoe: All the Great Lakes might be great, but this one's only the fourth largest of them by surface area.
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🎶 brandy- who's that fine girl
from "the good wife" on tv
oh that’s right– it was julianna
margulies
A horrible person doing a horrible thing, but at least the video is shot in the least visually appealing way possible too.
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Just last month, DoorDash couldn’t seem to find the money to pay their deliveristas — until our administration forced them to give back $131M+ in stolen wages and penalties.
This week, they’ve managed to find $17 billion to acquire one of their main competitors.
Corporate consolidation means higher prices, harsher exploitation, and greater economic inequality for New Yorkers.
We’ve stood up to these giants before. That doesn’t stop now.
BREAKING: DoorDash just agreed to buy Instacart for $17 billion. Here's what that means for customers and shoppers. apnews.com/article/doordash-…
Never been more certain of anything than I am of that British food delivery company purposefully creating terrible and "funny" AI images of food to drum up press and go viral.
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“Billionaires will flee California if voters approve a 5% tax on their wealth” is a myth made up by billionaires so they won’t have to pay taxes.
Fact: When Proposition 40 was filed there were 230 billionaires in CA. Today, there are 262 who got $382 billion richer since then.
Cupertino rules because it’s an incredibly mainstream network tv show based entirely on the idea that everyone hates Silicon Valley and wants to see them lose.
Everyone who believes Musk's "I'm making flying cars" thing have to be the dumbest, most gullible assholes on the planet.
