manager at the bread store. twin peaks and tom cruise enthusiast.
Minneapolis
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Ethan retweeted
I’m a stay at home uncle and part time taxidermy apprentice in Piss Mountain, Alabama, and the issues that affect me and my family the most are reflecting pool maintenance, trans athletes in Muslim youth sports, and the renaming of various bodies of water.
Ethan retweeted
Vance showing this QRT to Trump in a huffy mood and Trump just nods and goes “he did a good job. I never noticed someone had to do that.”
really giving away the game by choosing this to be the clip to promote your movie
Pat McAfee in action as the drill instructor in THE MOSQUITO BOWL, in theaters now.
@PatMcAfeeShow
WWII, football, Peter Berg, Netflix release, Pat McAfee in a supporting role. This is going to hit middle aged dad’s Facebook reels like a fucking nuclear bomb.
Ethan retweeted
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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Ethan retweeted
How it feels to go to an 11am matinee with a crisp refreshing Coca Cola and a hot popcorn
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You decide.
‘DIGGER’ debuts with 41% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Tom Cruise's lowest rated film in a decade.
Read our review: bit.ly/DiggerDF
could not have come up with a funnier choice. disney. what a company.
Jon Watts is set to direct ‘STAR WARS: EPISODE 10’.
The film is intended to be the beginning of a new trilogy in the Skywalker Saga.
(Source: hollywoodreporter.com/news/g…)
Ethan retweeted
Using your phone in a movie? Asshole. Ignoring the theaters’ request to not use phones? Asshole. Listening to people explain over and over why it’s disruptive and not giving a fuck? Asshole. Complaining about the complaints? Asshole. That’s asshole behavior 4x over, so…
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The whole "photographing the title card of the movie" thing is so transparently driven by social media, it's not a real memento anyone would organically choose. You're never going to look at your blurry photo of the Resident Evil title card and go "that was an incredible day"
What goes through the minds of “my phone use NEVER distracts people and I should be allowed to do it because I paid for a ticket” people when the big “don’t talk don’t text put your phone away” reminder comes up? Do they just zone out? Are they sentient?
