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Its funny when teams find out the hard way the NFL’s 2pt conversion average is only 50% and not 100%.
Just kick the extra point.
Elijah Mitchell: gets moved to the Eagles practice squad
Jaydon Blue: signed by Eagles
Twitter: This is just roster gymnastics. The Eagles are gonna start Mitchell.
Me:
Tim Fitz retweeted
OBAMA: The president wasn't even mad. About The Saddam Hussein comparison. That part didn't bother him. But he was very upset about The Cheesecake Factory. He took great umbrage. He said I didn't understand the work of the artisans in the White House.
They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke.
Tim Fitz retweeted
Obama tonight on his Cheesecake Factory line: "They mobilized a whole of government response to that joke. Not to inflation, but to that joke. The White House even called the Secretary of the Treasury. This is the man who is in charge of the economy. The person who's supposed to be figuring out how to make your life more affordable. The guy who's supposed to be figuring out how to lower inflation. And reduce interest rates. They told him he should hold a press conference in front of the Cheesecake Factory."
Tim Fitz retweeted
People are asking why Saquon is in the game like the Eagles didn't almost just kill Jalen Hurts like two weeks ago
Tim Fitz retweeted
Republicans have the House.
Republicans have the Senate.
Republicans have the Presidency.
Republicans have the Supreme Court.
Your grocery costs have gone up.
Your premiums have quadrupled.
Your gas tanks are empty.
Your safety is at risk in a war.
Your wages are down.
Republicans own this mess.
Vote accordingly.
Analytics nerds suddenly very quiet
Kyle Shanahan says a 51% analytics recommendation won’t convince him to go for it because he gets one shot, not an hour at a blackjack table
“I don’t want to hear about it if it’s 51% of the time we should go for it.”
“As I always say, I’m not sitting here playing Blackjack for an hour with no one else at the table, and eventually I’ll get 51% of it. Like, I have this one try, and I have a feel for it. I’ve been doing it too long.”
“But what I want to know from him, when it’s not a feel, when it, no, this is 98%. We don’t even need to talk about it. So we don’t need to talk about it. Tell me when it’s that, and I’ll just do it.”
Tim Fitz retweeted
The reason he hires these morons is that they function as a heat-sink and can be safely jettisoned in the event of a crisis. Its actually pretty smart. Every second you spend talking about this retard is a second you arent asking why the same groceries that were $75 last year are $110 now but your salary stayed the same.
Tim Fitz retweeted
Tampa Bay not kicking the field goal to go up three scores ... Dallas unnecessarily going for two ...
A tsunami of sports dumb in a world gone totally mad
Analytics Twitter heads waking up this morning to defend going for 2 when down 14 points in the 4th quarter
Tim Fitz retweeted
That's the same chest he uses to catch passes
Not good.
Tim Fitz retweeted
if you watched the NFL and thought something didn't feel right, you're not alone:
#1 most flags in over a decade
thru 4 weeks, refs are impacting the most CRITICAL moments of games most:
#1 most red zone penalties per game by offenses in history
#1 most penalties on 3rd/4th downs in the second half of games in history
and 17 touchdowns nullified by penalty! (vs only 5 in 2025 & 4 in 2024)
Refs are impacting the most important moments of games unlike we've ever seen before in the NFL, and even some of the coaches are speaking up
full analysis and historical data:
sharpfootballanalysis.com/an…
