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🚨 CONFIRMED: MANCHESTER CITY TO RECEIVE 80-POINT DEDUCTION AND THREE-YEAR TRANSFER BAN AFTER JANUARY WINDOW: Manchester City are expected to receive a 70-point deduction alongside a three-year transfer ban following the conclusion of the club’s 115-charge case. The final verdict is expected to be announced after the January transfer window, with the sanctions set to take effect following the announcement. A 70-point deduction would have a major impact on Manchester City’s Premier League standing, while a three-year transfer ban would significantly restrict the club’s ability to strengthen its squad during that period. The outcome would represent a landmark moment in English football, with the club facing serious sporting consequences as the case reaches its conclusion. Further details surrounding the implementation of the sanctions are expected to emerge following the final announcement.
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Cucurella you need to release Lamine Yamal from your pocket so he can attend the Ballon dor ceremony 😂 #ElClasico
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Pedri on his conversation with Yan Diomande after a 2-1 loose to Real Madrid. Reporter🗣️: Do you mind telling us your conversation with Yan after the final whistle and then your experience after facing him. Pedri🗣️: After the final whistle I went to him for a hug because he played a very big part of their victory tonight and that’s enough for me to admit it myself.” After the hug I then jokingly told him why didn’t he let us rest but rather running the whole game with his forward balls.” He just smiled and said that’s what he’s meant to do as a winger, to punish defenders and trouble the midfield. I then realized how effective he was in the game, absolutely no way that I couldn’t stop him myself.” Yan is a well experience player just like everyone representing bigger clubs in world football.” there’s no doubts on players who play for Real Madrid and it’s absolutely something we think about the whole yesterday and before this game.”
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🚨Camavinga reveal what kylian Mbappe told him after the 2-1 victory over Barcelona. Reporter🗣️: We saw you after full time with Kylian Mbappe, Do you mind telling us what he told after the game. Camavinga🗣️: After the final whistle I think I was the first person he run to, hug me then then he said, I’m giving every possible credit to you for being the main character of this victory tonight Cama.” “he added that how do I even make that run to assist him in that position because it looks impossible to get to that position as defensive midfielder in the die minute.” “I just smiled and tell him that’s why we’re a team and we make decisions and take risk to get a better result in games, before I was to come IN I saw that everyone has tired legs and don’t press with the ball, Infact both teams wanted the game over with that draw but I had different intentions towards the game.” I tell my self I will press and make runs in the middle of the pitch since they’re tired and you can see how poorly Pau Curbasi came in there before I deliver the ball to Kylian Mbappe.” “It always feels special winning an El Classico especially away from home, Registering an assist as well to help secure the victory in the die minutes of the game feels more better than anything.”
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🚨 🚨 FOOTBALL THEORIES YOU’VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT BEFORE: 🔹YAMAL WENT FROM 18 to 19 IN A YEAR. 🔹ZIDANE ALWAYS LOOKED OLD. 🔹VAN DIJK NEVER WEAR SHORT SLEEVES. 🔹CHIELLINI AND BONUCCI ARE THE SAME PERSON. 🔹RONALDO NEVER EVER HAD A BEARD CROATIA NEVER LOSES A PENALTY SHOOTOUT. 🔹XAVI NEVER CANGED HIS HAIRCUT. 🔹INIESTA WAS NEVER YOUNG. 🔹MESSI NEVER DID A KNEE SLIDE CELEBRATION. 🔹PSG PLAYS ONLY AT NIGHT. 🔹KONATE SPAWNED AT LIVERPOOL.
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Two tokens. Two different purposes. Understanding this is key to understanding Retium. @RetiumChain has two important units: 🔹 RTM — the network’s native coin, with a fixed total supply of 1 billion RTM. 🔹 RTD — Retium Dollar, the network’s dollar token issued by Retium Money against US dollars held in a segregated reserve. According to Retium’s official Whitepaper, RTD is minted when customers deposit dollars and burned when they withdraw. The deposited dollars are held in a separate reserve and are not spent. RTM and RTD serve different roles, but they are also connected through Retium’s Safehouse mechanism, which exchanges RTM and RTD on a 1:1 basis. Why does this distinction matter? Because understanding a blockchain means looking beyond its name and learning how its core components are designed to work together. And now, Retium has announced an upcoming multichain expansion for RTD. 👀 The goal is to bring RTD to multiple chains while maintaining the same 1:1 backing model. It’s an interesting next step to follow as the ecosystem develops. 🎃 There’s more happening in the Retium community, too! The Retium Halloween Creative Contest is now open. Create original Halloween-themed artwork, graphics, memes, or videos featuring Retium and its ecosystem. To participate: 🔸 Publish your creation on X. 🔸 Include #RetiumHalloween and tag the official Retium account. 🔸 Share your X post in the Discord #creative channel. 📅 Submission deadline: October 31, 2026, at 00:00 UTC. 📖 Official Whitepaper: docs.retium.org/whitepaper/w… 🧪 Important: RTM and RTD have no monetary value on the public testnet. #Retium #Blockchain #RetiumHalloween
One stablecoin. Many chains. RTD is heading multichain. Same RTD, same one to one reserve, wherever you hold it. Coming soon 👀
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you know nothing about football if you can’t name all the players in this photo lmao
Only 14 ballon d’Or winners in 25 years (2000-2025) If you can name at least 12 players, you’re a football genius⭐️🐐
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Get in, Rex with a $2k win on @Duelbits that's a 85X multiplier 🔥🔥🔥🔥
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If you can name at least 5 players, you're a true football legend.
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Waxum gives keno a first time try and absolutely loves it and bagged some cash as well playing
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Chrisean in tears as she receives a message that Blueface is unstable after the crash he was involved in yesterday
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🚨 Frenkie de Jong on His Conversation with Kylian Mbappé: Reporter:🎙️The camera captured you and Kylian having a conversation during the match. What did you talk about? De Jong: 🗣️ Oh yeah, I remember. Nothing serious. After he scored, he came over to me and asked why I get fewer minutes at Barcelona… and why I don’t just join Madrid. I simply told him I can’t cope with Real Madrid’s tempo. Barcelona is good for me. He’s been a friend for a long time.
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🚨 Thierry Henry on why Lamine Yamal could miss out on the Ballon d’Or: 🗣️“Listen, Lamine is an exceptional player. Nobody is questioning his talent, but when we talk about the Ballon d’Or, you have to look at more than just talent. You have to look at what a player does in the biggest games, how he performs under pressure, and whether he can make the difference when his team needs him the most. And for me, that’s where the question marks come in with Lamine. We can talk about injuries, and of course, those things happen in football, but at the end of the day, people will judge you on what you deliver on the pitch. Some will argue that certain games this season don’t count because they fall outside the voting period. Fine, I understand that argument. But what about the World Cup? Doesn’t that count? That’s the biggest stage in football, and performances there matter. I’m not saying Lamine isn’t good enough to win the Ballon d’Or. He absolutely has the talent to do it. But there’s a difference between being one of the best players in the world and doing enough to win the biggest individual award. At some point, you have to turn that talent into decisive performances when it matters most.”
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Se riesci a nominare più di CINQUE giocatori di questa formazione del Napoli, allora sei un mago del calcio. 🧙
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You don't want to be drilled, but you want shoes, bags, and clothes from a man who isn't your father, brother, or uncle. Dey play o! 😂😭🚶
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The sex was so good that when she got home, she sat on the edge of her bed for almost ten minutes, smiling at absolutely nothing. Then her phone buzzed. It was him. “Did you get home safely?” She replied, “Yes.” He sent another message. “Good. Because I’m already missing you.” She rolled her eyes, dropped her phone on the bed, and whispered, “This man will finish me.” But what happened that night wasn't even the most interesting part of their story.
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“No Scrubs” in the Green Lantern Corps hits different. #Lantern
Algunas conexiones llegan a lugares en tu alma que las palabras nunca podrían explicar completamente. En el camino (2025) es una de esas raras películas que silenciosamente encuentra su camino en tu corazón y permanece allí mucho después de que los créditos pasen. Hay algo tan hermoso en la forma en que esta historia mezcla la melancolía con la ternura, la soledad con el anhelo y el desamor con el tipo de amor que te hace sentir vivo. Te recuerda que algunas personas entran en nuestras vidas inesperadamente y dejan atrás algo que nos cambia para siempre. A veces, el amor no necesita grandes gestos o palabras perfectas. A veces, se encuentra en los momentos más pequeños, las miradas más silenciosas y el simple consuelo de ser visto y comprendido por otra persona. Lo que lo hace tan profundamente conmovedor es la forma en que te permite sentir todo sin obligarte a explicarlo. Hay tristeza en su belleza, pero también hay calidez, esperanza y un profundo sentido de humanidad. Captura esa sensación agridulce de encontrar algo precioso en medio de las incertidumbres de la vida, sabiendo que incluso las conexiones más hermosas pueden dejarte con un corazón lleno de emociones que tal vez nunca pongas completamente en palabras. Algunas escenas no simplemente pasan ante tus ojos; se asientan en algún lugar profundo dentro de ti. Se convierten en recuerdos de una historia que no es tuya, pero de alguna manera se siente íntimamente familiar. E incluso cuando la película termina, una parte de ti permanece allí, aferrándose a esos momentos, esos sentimientos y ese dolor silencioso. En el camino es más que una historia de amor. Es un recordatorio de que algunas conexiones trascienden la explicación, que la ternura puede existir junto con el desamor, y que incluso un encuentro fugaz puede dejar una marca eterna en tu alma. Una película hermosa, melancólica y profundamente humana que te recuerda por qué seguimos buscando el amor, incluso cuando sabemos cuánto puede doler.
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Thierry Henry and Andrea Rajacic were spotted twice in Wimbledon— wait, are we expecting another baby here? 📈✨
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Hand in hand through Paris. Bradley and Gigi are too sweet
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Mention one food white people cook can better than “Black people”🤔
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I'm seeing a lot of comments going for the likes of Kane, and Yamal for the Ballon d'or, only few picked Kylian Mbappe why? Reason Because Kane and Yamal won trophies and Mbappe didn't. Well l, I won't say much about that. This isn't the first time a player will be winning the Ballon d'or without a trophy to their name in that year, We have the likes of: 1. Cristiano Ronaldo - 2013 2. Ger Müller - 1970 3. Kelvin Keegan - 1978 4. Luis Figo - 2000 e.t.c Then why is Kylian Mbappe's case different from the others? @grok
Hey @grok remove all and leave the player that's winning the Ballon d'or tonight.
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