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Trump fell right into Obama’s Cheesecake Factory trap. @jordanklepper
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In case you didn't watch football⚽️ today:
>🏴Arsenal got knocked out of the Carabao Cup by Fleetwood fookin Town (18th in the 4th tier of English football)
>🇨🇳China suspended coverage of La Liga after Mbappe joked about his dictator meme joking about Mao Zedong
>🏴Arsenal became the 1st reigning Premier League champion to lose to a 4th tier side in the League Cup
>🇫🇷PSG's Khvicha Kvaratskhelia had successful ACL surgery
>🏴The Arsenal-Fleetwood match was stopped for 8 mins in the 2nd minute because a drone was flying over the stadium
>🇪🇸Kylian Mbappe got dropped by 3 Chinese sponsors after joking about a meme of his face on Chairman Mao
-Mbappe & La Liga's president both put out apologies to China
>🇬🇧The UK Prime Minister's office refused to rule out knighting (Sir) Harry Kane after his Ballon d'Or win
>🇪🇸Raphinha liked an IG reel saying: "They gave the Ballon D'Or to Kane but Raphinha was 5th last season despite having a similar case"
>🇪🇸Lamine Yamal posted "IT WILL COME, good things take time" after finishing 3rd in the Ballon d'Or
>🇮🇹Como came back from 1-0 down to beat Torino 3-1 with goals on 81', 87' & 92'
-Nico Paz had a goal & an assist AGAIN & Como went up to 4th
>🇮🇹Roma beat Cagliari 4-2 & went 3rd, 1 pt above Como
>🇮🇹Lazio beat Sassuolo 6-2 & missed 2 pens to stay top of Serie A
-They're 8W 1D in 9 games despite fans boycotting home games against the owner
>🇩🇪DFB-Pokal results:
-Dortmund 3-2 Werder Bremen
-Köln 5-0 Union Berlin
-Eintracht Frankfurt won 3-1 at Hamburg
-Bochum 2-0 Mainz
>🏴Michael Carrick took training & will stay Man Utd manager for Saturday's game vs Chelsea
>🏴Wayne Rooney's 16 y/o son Kai scored 4 goals in Man Utd U18s' 6-0 win vs Burnley
>🏴Xabi Alonso said João Pedro will be out "a few weeks" with a thigh injury
-Chelsea scored 0 goals in the 2 PL games he missed this season
>🇪🇸Espanyol sacked manager after losing 4-3 to 4th tier Sestao River in the Copa del Rey on a 121st minute winner
>🇩🇪Bayern staff gave Kane a guard of honour on his first day back at training
>🇫🇷Ligue 1 moved 3 of Saturday's games because of the protests across France
>🇪🇺UEFA banned Lens fans from their UCL away games at Leipzig & Liverpool for throwing flares at Brugge
>Let me know what I missed
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Les coureurs aux États Unis qui essaient de comprendre lequel est le pistolet de départ
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Un americain qui croise un japonais dans une école
(Les deux ont les mêmes cibles mais differentes intentions)
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Some burns and passion take a little longer to explain 🩺🔥
When 'too hot to handle' becomes a medical emergency. 🚑
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Ever seen a star this close before? Here you go!
Another day with my favorite stargazer, SunshineNate.
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Aubrey Plaza spends 5 minutes reading unhinged thirst tweets from people begging her to rail them and be their 'daddy' 😂
“Aubrey Plaza, I am simply just a hole for you.”
Aubrey Plaza: "What do you want me to do to your holes? Be more specific. What do you want me to do to your holes, Twitter? Because I will"
“Aubrey Plaza is so daddy, she can fix all my daddy issues.”
Aubrey Plaza: “I don’t know, that’s just ironic. I feel like I have daddy issues, and I feel like I want my daddy to fix my daddy issues, but I’ll be your daddy.”
“The feminine urge to get railed by Aubrey Plaza.”
Aubrey Plaza: “Get railed? Why do you guys want me to rail you? Cause I could.”
“I would let Aubrey Plaza poke my eyeball out with a fork and step on my throat with boots with nails on them.”
Aubrey Plaza: “And if it pleased her, well, you know what, it does please me.”
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He did the same with Google, claiming he negotiated with them to offer free Gemini to Ghanaians, while Google said they had already made it available to several African countries on their own. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
