@FreesideMike

aerospace engineer | dog and cat dad | chicken mom | god's filthiest commie | Texan 🤠| 32 | Free Palestine 🍉

 Seattle, WA
Joined November 2017
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death angel
@angel_0f_deathxOct 27
the sluttiest, sexiest thing a person can do is vote blue in the midterms
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Dylan 🌧🐢⛈️@DGarrettDG15h
btw these H3 guys were doing a ton of zionist pro-genocide propaganda and harassing and threatening everyone. it's not just podcast drama they were actually evil
Chit Talker🏳️‍🌈🇵🇸@RealChitTalker17h
Former H3 Employee and unemployed streamer AB @_Starkilla issues a dire warning to"All the people doing victory laps on twitter" he says "Enjoy it. Enjoy it now"
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TracketPacer@TracketPacer20h
accurate
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Swole_Medic
@Swole_MedicOct 27
Artemis I tested bondage suits in Orion.
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Noelle Capili-Ruiz@MxNoelle9h
A waterbender cumbending
BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 25
This is gayer than getting a handjob from the homies
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@justjargons22h
We actually SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $700 again.
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Rachael ꕤ@Gagasbrinaa3h
I may not have anyone interested in me but I’m pretty and have the biggest heart and a fat ass
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🧍‍♂️@cockonmymelonsOct 27
Leaving your house for a hookup and realizing you should have just stayed home and slept it off
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Rose 🥀@roseknowsxx15h
i don’t pledge allegiance to shit but the moon
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Beautiful photo of a Tauren in their natural habitat.
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date idea: we level together all night in WoW Forever
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Mao_Content 🌵@Mao_Tse_Gundo20h
Behold the big shithole….
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Inqy@InquiryMars22h
Spitter coming together to collectively shit on cowboy space is the most beautiful thing ive seen in a long time 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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mads
@notmadsdanaeOct 27
depressed? yes. loser? maybe. liberal? never.
Golf@Golf57872918Oct 27
Replying to @notmadsdanae
Cuz you’re a depressed loser liberal
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MJK@razelswingsOct 26
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Adam Friedland
@AdamFriedlandOct 26
Ethan Klein I’d like to hear your side
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Sarah@cunning_bugOct 26
Opened a packet of ramen and there’s a heart LOVE WINS ❤️
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wizardries🪄@wizardriesxOct 23
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saji sharma@versaji02Oct 24
Welp I know what i’m doing for Halloween
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j.
@94965_89012Oct 25
been jerking off to porn on twitter for 3 years and still don't know what "wataa" and "chudai" mean
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