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Joined July 2010
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simba my boy, you need take my crown.
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12-Year Old Suspended After Gun-Shaped Key Chain Falls Out of Backpack: A 12-year old Rhode Island boy named J... bit.ly/18kQlIg
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Walt, kidnapped by Nazi gang, meets Uncle Jack's boss...Brock. Brock shoots Walt in the head. Cut to Gale singing "Major Tom" in heaven. Fin
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all philosophers are deeply upset because normal people dont feel the need to justify anything
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There are ~200 countries in the world. I'm profoundly ignorant of most, but oppose US intervention in all. What of it?
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was a 1080 variable McTwist then rolling fakie into a heelside railstand one footed. It was insane.
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Billy Ray Cyrus & Alan Thicke, please pick up your children. (via @kellyoxford)
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Femininity is defined by the woman's ability to allow herself to be subjugated by others & then she must oppress herself.
If only i got retweeted for everytime i had a nickel.
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Dogs welcoming the opportunity to play the role of amateur detective upon discovering a discarded human ear.
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War for peace! They shout; peace for whom, for the wretched of the Earth who get murdered by cluster bombs every single day.
Ron Paul
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Relationship tips #9: If what you're about to do is going to embarrass your girlfriend, it's probably hilarious. Do it.
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"Chili's is the new golf course"- Small Business Man
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Retweet if you think the worst thing about going on holiday, is the 28 episodes of Mythbusters you have to catch up with when you get back.
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Can't wait for That's My Boy 2
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Breaking: US gov calls #WikiLeaks and Julian Assange "information anarchists" #Manning
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R.I.P.D looks so M.I.B.
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We must show the populace how money is the false god held up in front of their eyes by the ruling class.
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Dogs creating an app that alerts you whenever it's socially preferable to stare dumbly at your smartphone.
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