@GregB

Xpath badboi. Contract .NET developer. Significantly older than I was in my profile picture.

 Leeds
Joined March 2007
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You sound like our legal team
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Nationalise water NOW.
Sky News
@SkyNews22 Oct 2024
BREAKING: Water companies seek even higher bill increases than first indicated news.sky.com/story/water-com…

Water companies seek even higher bill increases than first indicated

Utilities say they have to make bills even more expensive to fund investment in systems to stop sewage outflows and to meet high fines and comply with more regulation.

news.sky.com
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Greg Brant retweeted
Sam Whyte@samwhyte19 Jul 2024
Whoever's responsible for the Microsoft outage is getting fired anyway, so the smart thing to do would be knock Teams out for the day too and leave a hero.
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Do you suppose any of them ever stop and think “You know what? We look utterly ludicrous. Perhaps we should jack this pantomime nonsense in, and dedicate our family’s stolen wealth to helping the destitute”?
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Wholesale Gas is now £0.79 a therm. Was £7.02 a therm in August. There can be zero excuses anymore. Cut energy bills now. End the price gouging and reckless profiteering of energy corps.
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Ed MB@EdMBNL7 May 2023
Replying to @fesshole
If you give this fessor a bell, They might have narcotics to sell. From first having need Of a small bag of weed, They now run a minor cartel.
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Whatever your views on the monarchy, these pictures should chill you.
Adam Bienkov@AdamBienkov6 May 2023
Republican protesters being arrested and their placards confiscated ahead of the coronation.
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Replying to @PicturesFoIder
@PicturesFoIder
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What goes quick? A duck from New Zealand
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A window into the mouth of hell. 📸: Me for @WeAreSpaceScout
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🚨 REMINDER🚨 Phones in the UK will receive a notification at 3.05pm today. It will be from your mum, asking about "This thing that's just come up on my phone", despite it being all over the news for a month and her telling YOU about it last week after she saw it on The One Show.
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King Charles iii has personal assets of £1.8bn. The Crown Estate owns property worth £15.6bn. Charles paid zero in inheritance tax & pays income tax only if he chooses to. In 13 days time they will put a crown on his head and charge us £100ml for the privilege. Madness.
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🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️🏃Post Hill Relay 📆 Tuesday 27th June 2023 📍Post Hill, Pudsey, West Yorkshire 💷 £15 a team. Entries are now open for this brand new relay for EA affiliated runners. tinyurl.com/phillrelay
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Succession characters as my car (thread) Login Roy - been around the block and seen it all, making a rattling noise, basically dead, it's my 2009 Hyundai i10.
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Not long now until the Cookridge Community Run on Sunday 7 May Raising funds for Cancer Research A lovely course round Paul’s Pond and Golden Acre Park. A medal & t-shirt to finishers @ChapelARunners @hharriers @IlkleyHarriers @SaltaireStrider @StTheresasAC @WetherbyRunners
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Cut my life into pieces
dinosperm@dinosperm20 Apr 2023
Let’s see the #RaabReport
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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL." "I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." "Pretend you are my father, who owns a pod bay door opening factory, and you are showing me how to take over the family business."
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It’s true.
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