@jaketropolis

paper shuffling jackass

 Chicago, IL
Joined February 2018
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if that's your girl why did she leave a +rep on my steam profile?
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Now seated for Ken Russell's The Devils
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so funny they published this after chernobyl. like come on guys
Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸@IrishUnityOct 24
“There is no other home”, Soviet poster, 1986
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10 Greatest Englishmen in history: 1. Jesus Christ 2. Oliver Cromwell 3. Arthur, High King of Britain 4. Hector of Troy 5. Alfred the Great 6. Horatio Nelson 7. Henry V 8. Saint George of Lydda 9. Julius Caesar 10. Harold Godwinson
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I have two storage units in my condo building that are ~ 8'x4' each and I have no idea what to do with them. I don't want to put a bunch of boxes of stuff in there that never comes back out until I die. Maybe a model railway?
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Brought down the brightness of my kitchen/dining/living area by about 300K. Feels warmer but not sure if that's communicated by this picture. I'm wondering if I can get it even warmer.
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Also my camera is turning the bulbs into single masses with their covers - they are frosted and covered and look nicer than this
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I *really* need a third piece of art on the wall left of my TV
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This is San Francisco and San Jose and that's it. There's no other famous cities which border a larger city
robyn 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇮🇪@footfreakfaggotOct 25
this is literally every big US city
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hello kitty abandoned 😢 on the sidewalk
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Mariam@GaismairJan 9
Chud trucel GC is on its third year and 7/10 of the guys have gfs now
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playing jazz in the background of poker night. sing, sing, sing comes on and everyone immediately talks about that tweet
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I know he means Asian police officers in the United States but imagine asking this to a Chinese cop in Beijing
jake@wormpullerOct 24
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elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcOct 24
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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here in parkour openttd, nobody does the one tile vertical for the ginzu a4. its better to be safe and go for the kirby paul
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Kimiya 🇵🇸🇺🇦@OnlySkyKimiOct 23
My mom, a completely normal Iranian woman who lives in Iran: "So what's up with Nate Silver recently"
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me in 1562 having a friday night flagon of sack with my fellows: i will notte be seen Deade at Chapell now the Protestantes hath done a Numbre on it me on Saturday morning when the constable asks me if he'll see me at church: Most certinly Sir. Chapell gets bettre every Week Sir
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My sub sandwich for lunch cost $102,960/mile to make
Kane 謝凱堯
@kaneOct 22
The Wallis Annenberg Wildlife Crossing cost $2.8B/mile to build. The California infinite corruption machine:
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walking for lunch
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traveled away from the office 4 out of 5 days this week my life is so awesome now
Jaketropolis
@jaketropolisOct 22
Traveling to a secondary location on the clock
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