Things I am: Mother, IMH/Paeds Nurse, XPhile, Melburnian, Traveller, Podcaster, Gryffindor. Opinions are mine.

Melbourne, Australia
Joined June 2009
Pirate Ninja retweeted
Mortgage is going to get hard to pay with another rate rise... If hundreds of thousands of Australians default, and can't put food on the table - but inflation goes down...is that the system working?
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Pirate Ninja retweeted
“hasn’t been ANNOUNCED” so it has been greenlit right right
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Ummmm .... VIC, 🇦🇺 next month??? 👀 😬😬😬
Can someone explain to me what just happened in Canada
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Your country might be great but does it follow Australia’s lead by colour-coordinating its currency with the nation’s favourite snack foods?
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Ran to a Code Blue and ripped a hole in my scrubs on the way 🤦‍♀️
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Pirate Ninja retweeted
Norovirus season is starting Areminder that alcohol gel does very little against it. Wash your hands with soap and water, or prepare to spend a weekend getting to know your bathroom.... 🤮
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Pirate Ninja retweeted
the pitt dealing with a real nursing shortage would be nice. they show tells us there is a nursing shortage but the nurses dont /feel/ short staffed. like yes we get yelled at for long wait times but like show princess and perlah having to rush between patients!
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Pirate Ninja retweeted
me puse a ver the x files y nunca necesite tanto en la vida que dos personas cojan con razon inventaron el termino shippear MIREN LO QUE SON estoy arañando las paredes (voy 9 capítulos nada mas)
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Pirate Ninja retweeted
Restricting melatonin for the entire country just because some idiot parents don’t know how to lock medicine away from their children is ridiculous, I hate this nanny ass state sometimes
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But people will really believe that Aussies would go to war with our Cousins!!
President Trump Reveals that he is Preventing Numerous Wars on a Daily Basis. “I am also preventing on a constant basis a War between Japan and North Korea. China and Taiwan. Australia and New Zealand…” He is Truly the Peacemaker in Chief.
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Pirate Ninja retweeted
One conspiracy theory I believe but can’t prove is that phone keyboards are deliberately getting worse so we’ll give up typing, use voice to text, and unknowingly train their AI with our voices.
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Pirate Ninja retweeted
what if the reason that everybody is insane and hysterical and retarded these days is because we all have mass ergot poisoning from the mold inside of the lids of our insulated water bottles
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Tomorrow When The War Began (But it's not mediocre 😂)
no one understands the bond between a girl and the mediocre book she read when she was 13 yrs old
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From 2005-2015 I nursed patients with CF. And it was heartbreaking. And now with new medications they can live a long life. Yes, I DO LOVE TO SEE IT!!!
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT Life expectancy for people with cystic fibrosis going up and up and up and uo That's what REAL science does. 😍
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Replying to @undefinedhandle
i love flying virgin its perfect for me who can't afford qantas but doesn't want to stoop as low as jetstar
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Absolute idiocy, moronic urban planning, so frustrating yet so predictable. Car parking at train stations is a terrible use of land and should never be built. Even a huge car park can only fill a fraction of 1 train. The basic maths doesn't stack up.
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Kiss: Pecan 🌰 Marry: 🎃 Kill: Apple 🍎
Kiss marry kill: Apple pie, pumpkin pie, pecan pie
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pediatric hospitals are funny because of the wide range that 0-17 is. sorry, i know you're in a gang and you go hard and you got shot but you're 16 so you're going in the Winnie the Pooh room.
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For $126 MILLION they better have rebuild the fallen ones
The Victorian government has unveiled a new $126 million visitor centre at the Twelve Apostles on the Great Ocean Road, introducing a $30 entry fee for tourists and mandatory booking system from next week.
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M&S got people dressing like Mr. Bean.
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