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Kissing Kate Barlow retweeted
I love that Halloween is immediately followed by daylight saving time. First we confront our mortality, then we fiddle with the microwave.
Kissing Kate Barlow retweeted
new york city really gave us the knicks in june and historically perfect halloween weather in october. 2026 needs to be bottled up and studied for future generations
Kissing Kate Barlow retweeted
Fox: Why are you here this morning?
Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
Kissing Kate Barlow retweeted
Kristen I will pay you money to stop telling us about your marriage
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people:
“That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
Kissing Kate Barlow retweeted
Mercury retrograde in Scorpio is moving toward a square with Mars in Leo today. Unresolved resentment can turn one issue into a list of everything that has ever gone wrong. Be mindful of what you say AND how you say it this weekend.
Kissing Kate Barlow retweeted
wow they did the meme
Weil’s wind-down memo basically reads: “we will help you get a job and pay you a bonus, but don’t forget to make sure your time is in!”
The firm may not survive the month but the billable hour will outlive us all 😅
abovethelaw.com/2026/10/weil…
Hinge’s “most compatible” is hilarious bc I very clearly selected the sober boxes & the no kids / don’t want kids box so why are u telling me someone who ticked “wants kids” and answered “yes” to drugs/alcohol/weed is a match for me?