
ENFJ. Writer, baker, co-host of @goodeveningpod & @northbynerdwest. Writer for @setthetape. Usually be found near books. Has a proper job. He/him/his. 🏳️🌈
Leeds, UK
Joined February 2009
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Chris Haigh retweeted
Just cancelled all plans for the next 5-7 business days
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Chris Haigh retweeted
disregarding jk rowling, this also just looks like actual shit compared to a movie that released twenty years ago and had a smaller budget
Chris Haigh retweeted
Yo, fellow millennials:
Stop using AI. We legit look like boomers sharing and creating slop.
Get your shit together, do better.
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Even if JK Rowling was some squeaky clean trans activist, i’d still view this in the same way I view the 2026 Moana “remake”.
A vile, desperate, artless, corporate, slopfest that nobody in their right mind should support if they want good art to be popular.
Chris Haigh retweeted
“mas como vc ficaria com um homem trans se vc é gay?” talvez seja pq eu gosto de HOMEM??
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This scene is absolutely appalling and I love it dearly. Excellent film. Not good at all
Hi ha una escena de "DIE ANOTHER DAY" (2002) que ni el seu director defensaria avui i és per sortir corrents del cinema.
James Bond surfeja una onada gegant amb un paracaigudes i una planxa metàl·lica.
El més increïble és que el director Lee Tamahori ja sabia que allò podia acabar en desastre.
La seqüència era pràcticament impossible de rodar amb especialistes, cert, així que va decidir confiar-ho tot als efectes digitals.
El problema és que la pel·lícula comença amb una escena de surf rodada amb surfistes reals i, és clar, quan arriba aquesta altra seqüència, la diferència és SAGNANT.
Jutgeu vosaltres mateixos el resultat:
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Had a blast at today's @SWSilents & @FilmNoirUK Hitchcock double bill of THE LODGER followed by VERTIGO! Tomorrow they are screening REBECCA and ROPE. Our reviews:
Rebecca:
youtu.be/ezkkYMe48yQ?is=C_Qa…
The Lodger:
youtu.be/AfOxTpqxTz0?is=_0VO…
Chris Haigh retweeted
I don’t apologies for the the person I will become if she appears
🚨 RUMOR: Scarlett Johansson deve fazer uma aparição em ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’.
(Via: @Beyondreporter1)
#AvengersDoomsday #ScarlettJohansson #MarvelStudios #MCU
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Muppet Christmas Carol involves an immense amount of direct quotes from the book, and gives one of the most genuinely heartbreaking versions of the Tiny Tim storyline. It’s the best film version & you will not convince me otherwise.
It's morbidly hilarious that Scrooge was written as the most comically cruel businessman that a Victorian could come up with and the modern ruling class identifies with him so much that they're doing puff pieces about how he's just misunderstood.
Ti West says that Scrooge uses logic & good arguments against others in his movie ‘EBENEZER’.
“As his Scrooge cuts someone down verbally or as he makes a financial point or withdraws, you do understand why he’s doing it.”
(Source: ew.com/ebenezer-ian-mckellen…)









































