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live tweeter who bribes people with baked goods.

Joined May 2010
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this many days til Biden is President 🥰
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“Ate lunch in the bathroom everyday of highschool” #bachelornation I’m selling my yearbooks for $200 a pop, who wants the tea😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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My new aesthetic is John Paul Jones eating chicken nugs and watching drama unfold on national television #TheBachelorette
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Me yelling at Jon Snow.
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At least she closed the goddamn door #MeOutNow
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I’m Not Rude, I’m Just Unwilling To Make Conversation To Be Polite: ow.ly/lrYs50iB5C2
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IM TELLING YALL THEY ARE SETTING THIS COLTON STUFF UP SO THAT THEY CAN ANNOUNCE HIM AS THE BACHELOR TOMORROW THE DEVIL WORKS HARD BUT THE BACHELOR PRODUCERS WORK HARDER #BACHELORINPARADISE
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Annaliese: "When guys have the power, I'll admit, it gets messy" IF THAT'S NOT THE REALEST SHIT I'VE EVER FUCKING HEARD #BachelorInParadise #BiP
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Grocery Joe and Kendall are the couple we want to deserve. Chris and Krystal are the couple we actually deserve. #BachelorInParadise #BiP
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BIBIANA IS MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER. #BachelorInParadise
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The language a man uses to describe women tells you a lot about the type of man he is: Garrett: “She’s going to be a great wife and mother” Blake: “We’re a great team” #TEAMBLAKE #TheBachelorette⁠ ⁠#TheBacheloretteFinale
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Garrett: I want to be her strong man, and take care of her. Blake: I gravitate towards strong, independent women. I want to be a good teammate. HELLOOOOOOOOOOO. #TheBachelorette
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I know the name of Mamma Mia 2 is Here We Go Again but it should really be Mamma Mia 2: It’s All We Have Left
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🎶I don’t wanna work- I wanna bang on the drum all day 🎶But I have to work- Because my country’s healthcare system is designed so coverage is tied to employer preventing me from making moves that would make me a better contributor to the economy and a happier, healthier person
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Colton knows what he wants. Two weeks ago, it was Tia to be #TheBachelorette. But now it's definitely Becca.
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Law & Order: SVU except it’s about the White House Easter Bunny’s vest
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I’m a little disappointed that Arie’s fantasy suites didn’t include one of these bad boyz #thebachelor
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Friendly reminder that ARIE LICKED A BOWLING BALL. #thebachelor
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Celine Dijon Mustard
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Happy Hanukkah to everyone except @kaylamoor
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