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unintelligence expert | non-certified therapist | working class | Pontins Welly Wanging Champion 1999 | Politically homeless you’re blocked

The Disunited Kingdom
Joined February 2023
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Most new followers get blocked now. If your username is a word and a load of numbers, probably blocked. If I’m the only account you’ve followed, blocked. If your account shares porn, automatically blocked. If you have no followers and just insult people, definitely blocked. Surprise me, actually say hi like a real person.
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Look at this daft cunt, set up and primed to shout “shame” at @rustyrockets without even knowing what he looks like. Was this guy planted there by the press?
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Hey @JohnCena - we saw that Mass Effect signal you sent into the galaxy in 2024. Now 275,000+ fans are fighting to make sure this universe still has a future. One signal from you could reach a lot of people. Could tou help us and join the fight to #SaveMassEffect change.org/p/savemasseffect
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Replying to @UKLabour
@UKLabour @ukhomeoffice THIS IS ON YOU. SORT IT OUT.
Terrifying footage has been released that captured the moment hundreds of passengers fled in terror as an African stabbed & slashed his way through carriages aboard an LNER train heading to LONDON 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Anthony Williams, stalked his victims through towns & cities, on streets & on trains. Williams attacked 3 people in Peterborough, including a 14-year-old boy then travelled to London & stabbed a man on the Docklands Light Railway before boarding a Doncaster to London LNER service on the evening of November 1 where he then attacked another 10 people. We must stop ALL third world immigration. The only way to save the West & protect the lives of our people is REMIGRATION. We don’t have to live like this.
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£150 mil for large scale asylum centres £10 bn for more Ukrainians to die Cheaper gherkins for Brits Absolutely fuming. If you're over 40 and still a leftist you are a complete and utter dipshit moron and it's time to grow the hell up.
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By the way Britain , how fucking AMAZING is David Walliams! Let's make sure he gets to carry the torch for us at the Olympics!
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How’s David Walliams doing these days?
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War against who?
U.S. milıtary prepares for a major wąr that could cripple power grids and disrupt supply chains, per NYP.
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It’ll be worth it in the end
This is becoming absolutely ridiculous. Just a quick update on the case, I’ve received a phone call from the Metropolitan Police informing me that the case has been dropped with no further action. I’ve been arrested seven times simply for expressing my views, yet I’ve never been charged. Just endless stress, anxiety, and nights spent in a cell.
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I can no longer trust the British police
Thomas Moffitt, a conservative activist, was reportedly arrested in the UK for saying "Paki" instead of "Pakistani" No, this isn't a joke. The UK has no free speech. If Democrats win, this is what the U.S. will look like
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TRUMP WAS RIGHT: Study Finds Paper Straws More Harmful to the Environment than Plastic
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Total remigration is going to look extreme, but I don't care. They brought this on themselves and millions will go.
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Think about it, the UK has fallen so far that its greatest ally America, has had to pull its planes off British Airbases because they have no confidence in Britain being able to protect their multi billion dollar aircraft from this guy. #Fairford
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🚨 Are you and your loved ones training every week? Curling up in a ball won't save you from a primitive instinct to kill. Bystanders won't help you. You'll be relying on the defective mercy and empathy of a wild animal.
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Police in the UK just seized a shipment of 100 machetes heading to an HMO. How many hidden deliveries have already slipped past? They are preparing for something serious. IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP 🇬🇧
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Drove past one in Staffordshire today and it’s not gone back up to its pre heatwave level. We need a monsoon.
It's reported that the reservoirs could run dry before Christmas. This level of incompetence is criminal, honestly.
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Ashley Williams. The most romanced space racist in the galaxy.
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Epstein hounded me relentlessly to go to his pedo island and I always declined. Not you though. You actually went. What “gifts” did you bring to Epstein when you went to pedo island?
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Big mistake Japan.
🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 Takaichi's government has officially signed the deal with Bangladesh which will see 100K Bangladeshis move to Japan every year for the next five years. By 2030 Japan there will be 500K Bangladeshis living in Japan which will double the current Muslim population. A complete betrayal
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Bangladesh's government says it plans to send 100,000 workers a year, but a plan is not a Japanese quota. The Oct. 17 bilateral memorandum covers skills and worker protections; its reported terms specify no such quota. bangladesh2japan.probashi.gov.bd en.prothomalo.com/bangladesh/im5…
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Mark Wahlberg… Israeli spy.
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